my turn, my turn! im jade! i left my island a long time ago to join my friends to live in the city. as beautiful as my home was, it was so lonely, and living here with them has been a blast! im speeding right along all my college courses to become a bio-engineer, and i cant wait to just get out there and sink my teeth in some serious work! my narcolepsy still gets the best of me some times, but im medicated now. it also helps to abate away some whispers, sometimes... but no need to think about that. i cant wait to meet all of you!!!
yeah, those whispers give me the real creeps- not, that, you can help that, haha. but jade here is the smartest amongst all of us. some of the stuff she comes up with is incredible.
uh oh watch out guys i think shes doing the thing in cartoons where she's starting to envision me looking like an oversized salsbury steak or whatever
i still recite it to myself verbatim sometimes... the whole weiner going up in smoke...
