♦ pitied by @rS
eat shit and die
That's just the thing! It'd give me a chance to stick it to two groups of nasty and gross gangbangers for the price of one! I HAVE to get in there and ruin someone's day!
It's really been a minute since I just ruined a formal party for everyone involved is all. Once you do something like yell out "All will kneel before my style!" while buzzed and wearing an eyepatch before jumping off a roof into a wedding cake, you really can't go back to not ruining formal events.
Yeeeeeaaaaah you can thank me by not calling me that until we've reached about 5-to-7 more milestones in our relationship.
Usually more booze and if I can't get more booze I get a dame and if I can't get that I submit to the sweet embrace of oblivion.
Who decided that writing could be hard sometimes?? I know every one of these books by heart, even though they don't exist (for now.) And yet.