♠ hated by @radiatedApostate
▲guess british kanaya's gone now▼ ▲good▼
▲yeah, she was british, i made that pretty clear▼
AIN'T MY FAULT YOU GOT SO MUCH IRRADIATED-PROSTATE ON YOUR BULGE THAT YOU CAN FINISH FIGHTS THAT YOU START
MAYBE IF YOU GETS SOME MORE FIGHT NIGHTS ON YOUR BULGE I'LL TAKE SOME IMPORTANT TIME OUT OF MY NIGHT AND SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT
CAN'T, BUSY LOSING AT BOARD GAMES
fyyyyght nyyyyght agayn!!!! wahoo! y have the perfect person yn pan to bryng along to the next fyght nyght event >::]
NEXT GAME IN THE CROSSHAIRS THIS EVENING: THE GAME OF LIFE (THE 2002 VERSION[I'M USING NON-SOLAR SWEEPS FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE THE DUMBASSES THAT MADE IT DIDN'T CONSIDER US TROLLS.]) THE PREMISE IS BASIC; YOU GO THROUGHOUT LIFE STARTING AROUND THE MIDDLE OF 'YOUR' LIFE SPAN, AND GO THROUGH THE USUAL BULLSHIT OF SCHOOLFED DEBT AND/OR MOST OF YOUR BUCKS TAKEN FROM YOUR SALARY WHEN THE TAXMAN COMES AROUND, CONTINUING ALL THE WAY UNTIL YOU DIE UNPEACEFULLY OF NON-OLD AGE BY DRONES AT THE END, WHOEVER HAS THE MOST CAEGERS GETS BRAGGING RIGHTS AND THE GAME IS OVER. SHOULD BY EASY, RIGHT? WELL YOU ARE VERY WRONG MY PROBABLY-TROLL ACQUAINTANCE! MY MAIN GRIPES ARE SUCH; THE 'POLICE OFFICER' CAREER GETS ONLY *TWO* SPACES THAT REQUIRE ANOTHER PLAYER TO PAY THEM, ONE MIGHT SAY "OH, THAT'S TO OFFSET THEM GETTING PAID ANYTIME SOMEONE ROLLS A TEN" BUT YOU'D BE WRONG AND I'D SHAME YOU FOR THINKING SUCH A WAY. NEXT UP ARE HIVES, YOU CAN ONLY OWN A SINGULAR ONE, WHICH ISN'T UNCOMMON FOR US TROLLS BUT IS A STUPID WAY THE GAME FORCES YOU TO PAY MOST OF YOUR CAEGERS EARLY ON, NOT EVEN BEING WORTH THE PAYOFF AT THE END! THE INGAME LOANS, THEY'RE DUMB AS SHIT, YOU WILL RARELY IF EVER HAVE TO TAKE OUT A LOAN BESIDES CHOOSING SCHOOLFEEDING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WHICH PRETTY MUCH RENDERS THEM INERT AND ONLY GOOD FOR FIREPLACE TINDER ON COLDER ALTERNIAN NIGHTS. OFFSPRING, THOSE GOG-AWFUL GRUBS ARE WORTH *NOTHING* IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THE GAME, THEIR SPOT IS SOLELY FOR GETTING A 'LIFE' TILE AND COULD'VE BEEN REPLACED WITH ANYTHING ELSE, AFTER YOU GET THAT TILE JUST HAND YOUR OFFSPRING TO THE NEAREST SUBJUGGULATOR FOR SOME EXTRA PAINTS. GOING BACK TO THE CAREERS FOR A MOMENT: 'TECH SUPPORT' HAS A STUPID CLAUSE UPON TAKING THE JOB THAT WHENEVER SOMEONE BREAKS THE SPINNER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD *OR* IT GETS STUCK BETWEEN NUMBERS THE PLAYER WITH THAT CAREER GETS PAID *$50'000* WHICH, IS A FUCKTON OF CAEGERS FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CURRENCY. YOU MIGHT CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY IF YOU GET THIS CAREER EARLY ON AND ARE PLAYING WITH A ROWDIER CROWD, *BUT* AND THIS IS A CRUICAL *BUT*, IF SAID ROWDIER CROWD STARTS GETTING FED UP WITH YOU GETTING HELLA STACKS EVERY TIME THEY FUCK UP THE SPINNER THEY MIGHT JUST QUIT THE GAME BEFORE YOU EVEN REACH THE END, THEREFORE FORFEITING YOUR BRAGGING RIGHTS AND (IN MY OPINION) MAKING THE ENTIRE GAME NOT WORTH PLAYING. SO IN CONCLUSION, THE GAME OF LIFE (2002) SUCKS SO MUCH BULGE THAT THERE WILL BE NONE LEFTOVER FOR SECONDS. CONSIDER REVALUATING YOUR LIFE IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO CLAIM YOU 'ENJOY' OR 'LIKE' THIS GAME. TL;DR, THE GAME OF LIFE (2002) IS BAD, FUCKING SUCKS ASS, AND YOU SHOULD PLAY LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. TL;DR TL;DR, GAME BAD, PLAY OTHER GAMES INSTEAD. THANK FUCK FOR THE FIVE-FIGURE CHARACTER LIMIT ON CHITTR.
SAME* GOG DAMMIT, FUCKING TYPOS
DESPITE WHAT MY BANNER SHOWS I ONLY PLAY SCUFFED UNØ, IT DOESN'T TAKE MONEY OUT OF MY WALLET AND IT STILLS FUCKS ME OVER THE SAFE #NSFW #UNØ
I thought your trollt^g w^s r^di^t3dProst^t3 wh3n I first s^w it. Would h^v3 b33n fitting. 𖦹⌄𖦹
just a gal hostyng partyes, glad the staff are cateryng to mii guests needs so y can focus on the new gossyp :;]
"Your text is hard to read". I go light mode Because my sleep schedule is so ruined I might as well sleep at night. Hope this helps