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im cacklin at this image im makin rn of my table, wwe look so dumb
Currently suffering from "fuck I'm gonna die" disease, main symptom "mealpouch has Been hurting too much for too long". It seems there are consequences to overseasoning everything with fiendfruit powder. One will try to post for Fat Fuck Friday But know the situation is dire.
Now that I have returned... Time to go annoy my matesprits. RuBBing hands together emoji.
🥐 FUCK YOU
But also like, for goodness' sakes. Look at her. Look at 909. She could've WON this time! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cBf01d7cBc64.png
Stop EVERYTHING you are doing. Tonight is the Best night. Bear pride flag Badge. Once next Fat Fuck Friday hits you're going to get a treat of a picture in celeBration.
i wwas panickin an then jade told me "you still got all three stocks" an i instantly felt all the pressure leavve my body
TAVV FUCKED ME UP BY SHOUTIN CULLVVICULAR LOOKMAXX VVOCAB IN SUCH RAPID SPEEDS THAT I COUDNT BREATHE FROM LAUGHIN
https://files.catbox.moe/m9mi6o.gif
Had to explain to a friend that fat cholerBear wipe did not mean I was going to Be fighting *other* Bears for the crown of Fattest Bear. Sadly.
THERE WILL COME SOFT ACIDIC RAINS AND THE SMELL OF THE MUDDIED GROUND, AND WINGBEASTS CIRCLING WITH THEIR SHIMMERING SOUND; AND GENESIS FROGS IN THE POOLS SINGING AT NIGHT, AND WILD FRUIT TREES IN TREMULOUS WHITE, SINGING-WINGBEASTS WILL WEAR THEIR FEATHERY FIRE WHISTLING THEIR WHIMS ON A PICKET FENCE-PYRE; AND NOT ONE WILL KNOW OF THE WAR, NOT ONE WILL CARE AT LAST OF WHO REALLY WON. NOT ONE WOULD MIND, NEITHER BEAST NOR CUTLERY IF TROLLKIND WERE TO HAVE PERISHED SO UTTERLY; AND SPRING THIYME HERSELF, WHEN SHE WOKE AT DUSK, WOULD SCARCELY KNOW THAT WE WERE ALL BUT A MERE HUSK. NOW TO ALL A GOOD LIGHT, I CAN FEEL THE GLOW OF MY SCREEN BURNING INTO MY RETINAS
if i was a fluffy white cat, would u still care me, chittr.
33> Sh0uld Tak3 Ab0ut 30 Minut3s If Y0u Tw0 Ar3 Activ3ly L00king Fur It . But Uh .. I'm Purr3tty Sur3 Br3w3ry M0d Isn't C0mpawtibl3 With Th3 Curr3nt Grubcraft V3rsi0n Y3t . <33
Oh gogdamnit, don't tell me *that* was the reason the whole time. That's it, I'm retiring.
I ISOLATE MYSELF TOO MUCH WHEN IT COMES TO IN-PERSON EXCHANGES. THAT'S A TOXIC TRAIT RIGHT? I ALSO TEND TO BE MORE APATHETIC THAN I LIKE
from long time fan and good friend grey! 《 hi :3 》 hello! alwways a wwelcome sight grey good to havve ya 《 LET IT RIDE 》
Like a little yappy dog, perhaps...
*I* AM THE EVIL VANTASS, DON'T LISTEN TO THE OTHERS. I EXUDE EVILNESS >:D
yall aint ready for wwhats gonna happen on stream
Listen, I *will* make disparaging comments aBout myself at times. Yes I'm a drossBug, a miseraBle houndfiend, etc. I will never insult my Being fat. It's the Best part of me. It's glorious. It's handsome. I look good, I *work* to look good, and don't I know it. Pandead fools can go use it as an insult, well-meaning fools can make me shudder By calling me "rotund" or "nice to hug", it matters little. I am fat, I call myself fat, I love it. If you don't, go gnaw on your own horns in envy. #fatfuckfriday
Well, that may have Been the inflated ego out of control. My point stands. What would I Be without my Belly and my copious amounts of hair.
pesterkar ask! 《 CARD GAME PREFERENCES? 》 i swwear kar you havve a serious problem wwhat does this evven mean are you askin me wwhat game i like or howw i like my games played i knoww youre bumpin bulge wwith uno an wwhatevver but im fuckin normal game i guess... trial by trolley is one i wwanna play on stream one day if wwe evver get the chance on tabletop sim if rules, i basically like wwhatevver makes the most chaos i dont play to wwin i play to fuck shit up
PEACHES WILL FIX ME.
ougugugh too much pizza actually greed foretold in the ancient texts
GAMBLING! WE ALL LOVE IT OR HATE IT IN OUR OWN WAYS, BUT NONETHELESS WE KEEP CRAWLING BACK TO IT. ANOTHER EASY GAME THIS TIME: BLACKJACK. NO, NOT *THAT* BLACK-JACK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PLAYED A DUBIOUS GAME WITH YOUR FRIENDS THAT ARRIVED IN THE MAIL. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE; TAKE YOUR STANDARD DECK OF 52 CARDS AND REMOVE THE JOKERS, YOU WANT TO BEAT THE DEALER BY GETTING AS CLOSE TO 21 OR 21 *EXACTLY* WITHOUT GOING OVER OTHERWISE YOU 'BUST,' EUGH. BOTH YOU AND THE DEALER RECEIVE TWO CARDS, BOTH OF YOUR CARDS ARE FACE UP WHILE ONLY ONE CARD IS FACE UP FOR THE DEALER. WHEN THE CARDS ARE DEALT AND IT IS YOUR TURN YOU CAN TAKE A 'HIT' AND GAIN ANOTHER CARD TO YOUR TOTAL WHICH YOU CAN DO THIS AS MUCH AS YOU WANT UNTIL YOU STOP OR GO OVER 21, 'STAND' WHICH YOU STICK WITH THE TOTAL YOU HAVE AT THAT MOMENT, OR YOU COULD 'DOUBLE DOWN' (A PERSONAL FAVORITE OF MINE) IN WHICH YOU TAKE ANOTHER CARD AND *ONLY* THAT CARD FOR THE REST OF THAT HAND IN EXCHANGE OF DOUBLING YOUR BET. ACES COUNT AS 1'S OR 11'S DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT THE HIGHER NUMBER MAKES YOU 'BUST' AND FACE CARDS COUNT AS 10'S, GETTING AN ACE AND A FACE CARD/10 RIGHT OFF THE BAT WINS YOU THE HAND, SAME GOES FOR THE DEALER IF IT HAPPENS TO THEM. THIS IS AN EASY GAME FOR KILLING SMALL AMOUNTS TIME AND MAKING SOME DECENT MOOLAH OUT OF IT IF YOU ACTUALLY BET MONEY ON IT AND DON'T FUCKING CHICKEN OUT OF IT, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 21/10 GAME, NEVER LOST MORE MONEY BEFORE IN MY LIFESPAN.
dont forget to hit the naenae superstar
HE BROKE MY FUCKIN NOSE FOR BEIN SILLY AND ROMAN IN MY FISHTANJ THE FUCK????
IM A HOPE SLUT OUUUGUHUHGUHU I LOVVE MAGIC ITEMS
dm says "i counted the enemies in this bunker... do not clear this entire dungeon"
I LOVVE MAKIN USELESS FUCKIN ROLLS
thank you grey i appreciate ya so much 🥹
as one of mii acquayntances lykes to put yt, and for no partycular reason at all besydes maiibe a byt of whymsii, 'LET YT RYDE!'
wwe aint pitch
Oh good god, the rocks made it out of the rpgstuck chat, I need to take cover
My acquaintances have their leather, latex, Bdsm Badges. Perhaps one day there shall Be a Bear Badge. For Bear july. The season we are in (#nsfw #suggestive sort of.)
people... mock me... wwhen i sat "innit" am i not allowwed?
lalala im roman in my fishtank gif made by @radiatedApostate wwhen wwe played minecraft together teehee i am roman in my fishtank guys awweh-wweh
Oh I'm sorry I'm apparently not allowed to enjoy Being in the cuck loungeplank okay okay okay fine A troll can't Be a voyeur anymore okay #suggestive #nsfw
STEALING THIS IDEA FOR THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE WRONGS ME.
D1d th3y m4k3 1t sp1c13r b3c4us3 of my s1z3? B3c4us3 th3y thought 1 could h4ndl3 mor3? Th1s would sur3ly k1ll 4 troll. Wh4t th3 h3ll. 1'm go1ng to m4k3 th3 1nt3rn 34t 1t too to ch3ck
SEE. I WOULD ATTEND #FIGHTNIGHT BUT THERE'S ONE TIIIIIIIINY ISSUE: MY DISABILITIES.
::O !!!!
Don't mind me, just Brought my own seat
THATS RIGHT I GOTTA SEND YA AN HD LET IT RIDE
i responded to a chitt that made me feel like daniil dankovvsky pathologic
i wwill nevver post "ooc" there is no ooc i am literally just me ask my discord members i aint playin no character im in the servvers as me im in the dms as me on the chittr as me in the fuckin ttrpg table wwe got as me there aint no actor behind the curtain
call me ucn wwithered chica the wway i havve seen evverythin
id lovve to post some of the shitposts the pesterafterparty posts because theyre funny as fuck but some of them aint old enough for this site and i wwouldnt post wwithout permission
@carcinocytoGeneticist did you see the panini edit
Drake tails good
Drake paws yes
Drake fluff good as well. You haven't lived until you've taken a nap Buried within a drake's mane. Smells like Berries.
Dude does anyone have any Hummus. I want some hummus so fucking bad right now
What the fuck. Why am I here. Hello??? what???
(This is a Totally-Real-Karkat account that's your run of the mill troll account. This Karkat is a variation of your average take on a Karkat in Paradox Space. This one just so happens to *really* hate card games and loosely corresponds with the same guy from that one pesterParty channel [since it's ran by him too (^‿^)ﾉ ] but yeah, enjoy the random bullshit that might be posted on here. This Karkat is usually an asshole, the guy running him is not, enjoy the shitshow!)
I FUCKING HATE UNØ.
I thought your trollt^g w^s r^di^t3dProst^t3 wh3n I first s^w it. Would h^v3 b33n fitting. 𖦹⌄𖦹
3833 < *cc curls up on your lap and falls asl33p*
thys fuckyng pryvate ynvestygator that y hate >::[
just a gal hostyng partyes, glad the staff are cateryng to mii guests needs so y can focus on the new gossyp :;]
y swear thys feckyng ynvestygator ys triiyng to make a stupyd catch-phrase or somethyng....YT'S NOT GONNA CATCH ON RYN! ughhhh
im currently on a call wwith my campaign table and im just listenin to them fight in chittr dms wwhile on call