In other news not relating to the oncoming future event, we are soon releasing a newfound product-line of weaponry... It is simply dubbed "The Ball". It is a typical look bouncy ball, however, our ever diligent scientists have found out a way to make the properties of it bouncy to a *lethal* degree. Simply throw it into a room, and watch as it shall concuss every foe within the confines of a hallway or room. A feature added to it, a state-of-the-art gravitational return, as upon the command of a hand movement, it shall cease activity in mid air and return to the user. We also plan on coming out with a stealthy version, so no bouncing rubber shall sound upon hitting ANY surface! Stay tuned for more on this, for it is still in its prototype phase.

