A$ the $LAM ($upreme Leader and generou$ Ma$termind) I am ta$ked with many grand dutie$ which include$ $preading new$ of the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) project to a$ many potential inve$ter$ and would be Bug$ (al$o known a$ enlightened individual$) a$ po$$ible. But I have to admit the folk$ over at #$ickna$ty$unday have an inherent talent for $preading information around (And pardon my $alaciou$ language but perhap$ that i$ in part due to all the other thing$ they $pread?). Two, three night$ before the event ha$ even begun they are already blowing the feed up like a metaphorical town moaner $tationed at the center of a large $ettlement'$ four $ided central area. They flick the fir$t domino of a reminder and the tag $y$tem ha$ other troll$ collap$e over to mention it them$elve$. A chain reaction which ha$ the whole $ite di$cu$$ing the event. $ure the occa$ional complaint i$ made but a$ any Bug or even FUC (Financially Ultra literate Chad) know$ there i$ no $uch thing a$ bad publicity. It i$ for thi$ rea$on that I am hijacking the tag on thia one day for my own end$. $WFCAT for tho$e that do not know i$ a the next revolution that will rock our gloriou$ Empire and blow it$ rocket $traight pa$t all the moon$, planetoid$ and Cele$tial Object$ within our territory. An explo$ion, a bomb of $uch $ize and $cope re$earch for tran$forming ab$tract concept$ into literal energy will $tart up again ju$t to try and $kim a bit off the metaphorical POWER of our movement (I never did look into why that project wa$ cancelled come to think of it) Moreover while Bug$ are by and large VCEL$ (Voluntary celibate$, our love i$ commited entirely to the project) $ex i$ $till $omETHing we do and often! Why I had a couple of dip$ in the recuperacoon ju$t la$t week if you know what I'm $aying. $o if you are fucking people already why not upgrade and fuck the entire $y$tem of inventory management a$ well over it$ peak $traight (or not however way you $wing) into the aching empty core which will gra$p onto our gloriou$ $haft of an Idea and allow the flood of $WFTCAT model$ to overtake the entire empire over. Don't be a FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave) and grab the Empire by it$ $hameglobe$ $o that we all may reach the climax only (Empire benefit aimed) revolution can bring. #$ickna$ty$unday #$WFTCAT