chittr
← @resilientPhilanthropist

I can feel it. In the area of my thinkpan grea$ed with the oil of innovation, the $mell of a perfectly cooked po$t ha$ curdled and $o I will $hare the fini$hed product with you. There ha$ been communication and dare I $ay, argumentation between me and my fellow Bug$ in regard$ to a propo$al I made. (We love CON$TRUCTIVE di$cu$$ion) Genero$ity i$ a difficult thing for our $pecie$ to execute e$pecially when the thing being $hared i$ of $uch value, but I lobbied, I lobbied hard for you dear reader. To chieve MOFD (Mother of all Fetch Modii) I propo$ed to open our innermo$t cloi$ter to the public. Allowing our burgeoning pearl of incomplete goop which will one day $hine brighter than tho$e adoring her Imperial Conde$cion$ neck to touch you (In the $oul), and touched by you all. I am proud to announce that TWENTY, ye$ TWENTY new captchalog card$ have been created bringing the total capacity of $WFTCAT up by TWENTY percent (That$ a lot of twentie$ if you did not notice) Thi$ might $eem like a minor thing to tho$e among you $till unintiated (How i$ that rock you're living under?), and that i$ okay. Think of it not a$ twenty more item$ that can be $tored in $WFTCAT but twenty percent more progre$$ on the ladder toward$ the next $tage of our $pecie$. And YOU can purcha$e a rung on that ladder, right now. The proce$$ of inve$ting ha$ been made a$ ea$y and acce$$ible a$ po$$ible, again due to a propo$al coined by my$elf (I am the leader of the movement after all). If you are intere$ted, $imply DM (direct me$$age) me and I will explain the minor detail$ behind $WFTCAT u$age $uch a$ captchalog owner$hip percentage, availability, queue of item$ attempted to be captchalogged, etc. (I don't want to bore you with the minutia unle$$ you're already intere$ted) Fear, uncertainty and doubt are everpre$ent in the p$yche of our kind but that doe$ not mean you have to be a FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave). In$tead, be a Bug. -The Yugler. #$ale$pitch #$WFTCAT

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