♦ pitied by @reverberateInvestigator
▶︎ They're Never Going To Be Able To Identify My Body After That._
▶︎ I Considered It. Purchased One, Even._ ▶︎ The Bre↔eze Fe↔els Nice On My Chest Hairs._
▶︎ I Shal↔l Put A Disclaimer That At Least One Of My Employers Would Not Cause Harm To Me. Not Physical, At Least._ ▶︎ I Fear He Believes My Twink Identity Is Up For Debate. So There's That._
▶︎ 1: True._ ▶︎ 2: Scandalous._ ▶︎ 3: Caught You Lo↔oking._
▶︎ I'm Shy._ ▶︎ But Also The Point Of Reference Is My Chosen Display Image._
▶︎ Perhaps They're Cre↔eping On Me._
▶︎ Gon↔na Cal↔l Myself A Twink To Rat↔tle The Of↔fice._
▶︎ No, But I Understand The Ap↔peal._
▶︎ Which Is More Intriguing: Astronomy Or Astrology._
▶︎ Oh Great. The Flayed One™ Is Speaking Again._
▶︎ Felt The Twinks I Know Might Ap↔preciate The Sentiment._
▶︎ It's Hard Being A Twink._
▶︎ Soft-launching My Twink Identity Didn't Go As Plan↔ned._ ▶︎ Recalibrating._
▶︎ Some Of Your Posting Habits Match The Results So Wel↔l That Taking The Test At Al↔l Se↔ems Redundant._ ▶︎ We Be↔en Knew, As They Say._
▶︎ Survey Says My Red Flag Is Distance._ ▶︎ Maybe So._
▶︎ Yes._ ▶︎ I Am Counting My Thumbs._
▶︎ Hatched That Way._ ▶︎ Maybe Cursed, Depending On How You Like It._
▶︎ Would I Stil↔l Be Liked If One Lo↔oked To A Dark Hal↔l And In The Do↔orway You Simply Se↔e Al↔l Twelve (12) Of My Fingers Slowly Fal↔ling In Line On The Frame._ ▶︎ Low Mechanical Hum Overhead, By The Way._
▶︎ I Had It 'easier' Than Some Others, I Wil↔l Admit._ ▶︎ But Namely, On One Oc↔casion His Cabinet Keys Were... Misplaced. And So I Was Sent To Get A Copy Made Of My Own. He Wanted Pictures As Progres↔s Updates, Every 20 Minutes. Face Included._ ▶︎ Natural↔ly, Pay Was Deducted For The Time It To↔ok To Get That Done, Alongside His Last Minute Demands For A Meal From His Local Favourite. Peak Hours In The Sweltering Heat. A Go↔od Two Hours Or So Deducted. Natural↔ly.__
↗️IMAGINE THIS↗️ ↘️you are at work when you receive a text from him.↘️ ↗️"LOOK WHAT I FOUND~"↗️ ↘️with a picture of your imperial identification security card.↘️ ↗️"NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT."↗️ ↘️you beg.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT LISTEN.↗️ ↘️you receive another image, your card burnt and ashen under the heat of a raging flame.↘️ ↗️"GO TO YOUR OFFICE'S ABLUTION BLOCK AND SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR DMB APPOINTMENT~"↗️ ↘️he forces you to endure countless bureaucratic instances.↘️ ↗️HE FORCES YOU TO NOT ONLY SUBMIT TO HIM, BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE MONOTONY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR BUGGIES.↗️ ↘️i am picturing it right now.↘️
↘️ccan you tell me more.↘️
▶︎ This Sounds Like One Of My Old Bos↔ses._
fyi motherglubbin freakterror powers suck
you know far be it from me to be the one to say anything i think maybe troll romance is just sort of like that sometimes and i am definitely so far removed from being an expert that i really have no place commenting at all so were gonna condense it all into one vague rambling paragraph but i might be slightly mildly a little bit perhaps partially concerned #dashwatching
▶︎ The Council Expres↔ses Concern At The Outcome Of Ingesting Blo↔od That Sometimes Tips The Scovil Scale._
▶︎ The Council Wil↔l Deliberate On This._
▶︎ My Hand Is Shaking, Hovering Over The Mediate Option._
▶︎ You Want Me To Acquire New Flesh So Badly._
▶︎ This Fe↔els Like An Advertisement._
Ⓧ I need to cuddle him but disgustingly. Engulf him. Leave no room for escape but like Idk on a cold hard floor cause it's hot as shit. Ⓧ
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
▶︎ It's Only Lonely When The Hivedash Trol↔l Doesn't Notify Me Of Their Ar↔rival Due To, Wel↔l, Dying._ ▶︎ Unsure What My Preferences Has To Do With This, Or Your..proclivities For Col↔lecting Trol↔ls. But I Sup↔pose I Am Fine With Both._
▶︎ Play Thumb War With Me._ ▶︎ I Promise I Wil↔l Drag My Fingers Over Your Palm At The Start._ ▶︎ Like Chelicerae._
▶︎ I Was Aware Of The Force Required For Such An Act, Yes. Though, This Is Entirely Ir↔relevant To This Chit↔t._ ▶︎ Nevertheles↔s, It Is Certainly Something To Think About. Don't Think My Moirail Would Like Me Having This Information Floating About In Relative Close Reach._ ▶︎ That Last Bit Is Quite Curious. It Almost Sounds Like Some Sex Dungeon Scenario. Almost._
▶︎ Slowly Curling Each Finger Like An Arachnid._
▶︎ The Ro↔ots Se↔em To Like The Courieradicaters._ ▶︎ One Could Say, Maybe, That They Are Packed With Nutrients._
▶︎ Love Is A Destructive Force._ ▶︎ But Also Yes, Swe↔et._
▶︎ There Are Frequently Other Lines Of Com↔munication I Have Ac↔ces↔s To._ ▶︎ If Not, There's Video Or Dna Evidence. Witnes↔ses, Etc._
▶︎ I Like Reading Trol↔ls' Chit↔ts Back To Them During Inter↔rogations._
▶︎ It Is Go↔od To Se↔e Delivery Folk On Here That Have Their Wits About Them._
▶︎ Hm. I Have At↔tracted The At↔tention Of The One Known As Hate Bot._
▶︎ Only Handposting I Can Of↔fer At The Moment Is That I Have Six Fingers On Both Hands._ ▶︎ Yes They Are Al↔l Ful↔ly Functional._
▶︎ Related To My Chit↔t From Yesternight._
▶︎ Sorting Paperwork Kind Of Night._ ▶︎ Quick, Someone How You Say, ' Get Up To Some Shit. '_
▶︎ My Niche Is Being The #cof↔fe↔e Guy At Work._ ▶︎ Sometimes The #cursed One. The #fuckedupdimensionas↔s One._ ▶︎ Could Have One Regarding My Hands. Unsure._
▶︎ Okay. Wel↔l._ ▶︎ You Got Me There._
▶︎ My Scis↔sors Are Big↔ger._
▶︎ I Would Be Forced To Demonstrate The Fastest Reset You'l↔l Ever Se↔e In Your Life._
Ⓧ More sustenance. Maybe from some other big bitches. And push-ups. Ⓧ
▶︎ Public Apology To My Moirail For Having Large Pectorals Adorned With Thick Salt-and-pep↔per Hair._
▶︎ My Apologies For Your Inclination Towards Those Predisposed To Having Large Pectorals._
▶︎ This One Has Sentimental Value To Me._
▶︎ They Hate When I Bring This Mug To The Of↔fice._
▶︎ I Mean..._ ▶︎ Dying Is Quite Inconvenient._
▶︎ Note To Self: Isolation With Select Tunes On Repeat._
▶︎ They Hate When I Tap My Fingers On The Desk. The Ad↔ded Beat Se↔ems To Rile Them Up._
▶︎ My Com↔mute To Work Isn't So Bad Until I Exit The Dimension™._ ▶︎ The Rest Of The Planet Is To↔o Hot._
Not sure...
▶︎ Deathblight Isn't That Bad Just Tough It Out._
▶︎ Okay, Maybe I Shouldn't Make Jokes About The Deliverytrol↔l._ ▶︎ But In My Defense, Which I Don't Real↔ly Ne↔ed, He Also Did Not Read The Sign._
▶︎ Not In The Conventional Sense, No._
▶︎ Wel↔l, I Wouldn't Say It's Evil._ ▶︎ But It Does Give Much To Com↔ment On._
▶︎ Lost Another Hivedasher Again._ ▶︎ I Wrote The Drop Of↔f Instructions Clearly._ ▶︎ " No Contact Delivery; Leave At The Tre↔e With Eyes. Do Not Cros↔s The Tre↔e."_ ▶︎ Gues↔s What They Did._
▶︎ I Would Hate That Chit↔t To↔o._ ▶︎ Fuck That Tre↔e._
▶︎ Old ( Now Deceased ) Bos↔s Had Several Candid Photos Of Me. Strange Because I Was Only Here A Select Few Times._ ▶︎ Most Se↔em Focused On My Chest. Both In My Of↔fice, As Wel↔l As In The Inter↔rogation Ro↔oms Of Which I Sometimes Leave A Few But↔tons Undone. Depends On The Vibes._ ▶︎ I Should Not Be Flat↔tered By This, But My Pecs Lo↔ok Great. Go↔od That He Se↔emed To Have Taste. I Should Make These Into Photocards._ ▶︎ Freak._
▶︎ With Gloves, I Hope._ ▶︎ Not For Wor↔ry Of Tampering, But For Sanitary Reasons._ ▶︎ He Se↔emed The Type To Have Pages Stuck Together._
▶︎ Someone In This Of↔fice Has Be↔en Using My Cof↔fe↔e Creamer._
Ⓧ It's okay you can say I'm one of the good ones. Ⓧ
▶︎ Not Much Of A Deviation From The Norm._
It Is vEry dArk OUt...
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Ⓧ You told me to stop bending down to you! Now I gotta crane my neck over my chest. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Oh that's nice. Smoothies are always good. Got a favorite you like to make? Ⓧ
Ⓧ I've been faaaaantastic how have you been Himero? Ⓧ
Ⓧ She acting like I didn't just give her a whole fruit salad. Ⓧ
Ⓧ She don't even be liking anyone fr what's all this. Ⓧ
Ⓧ ? Britny has recruited my matesprit into her army?? On his shoulder tweaking her little antennae and I know she's talkin mad shit. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I'm plagued with knowing trolls that give me severe cuteness aggression and I need to squeeze them. Ⓧ
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Ⓧ You saw my hands the whole time during the Uno rounds. Saw my ass during mario kart. ;^) Ⓧ
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꒰𓇼 ??? wat d𖦹 i even d𖦹 ab𖦹☾t this ??? h𖦹w like h𖦹w can i b s☾re?????? help???? 𓇼꒱
Ⓧ Yeah he's right you gotta be a lil moe with it. And nicies. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Kidnap a guy, stare at him while he makes goofy jokes about being kidnapped, kiss him at fake out knife point, ????, profit. That's what I did now I'm dating one. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Sound like you wanna kiss about it. While choking me, of course. Ⓧ
Ï nëëd ä spöt tö gët sömë r&r för ä fëw däys sö bäd
Ⓧ I did cheat at marrio kart. Not Monopoly tho. Important distinction. I think we should talk about uno though because the meme I made about it is still funny. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Gonna try to slide that Monopoly thing in there all slick like you ain't get your ass beat in uno. Also I cheated at MARRIO KART... thank you. Ⓧ
c< ill try, yOu as well, DaMieN >c
Ⓧ I would have said yes but my situationship with a previous kidnappee is potentially serious. I'll put in a good word about you to my friends tho. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Spoken like a true detective. But I feel more inclined to test this theory now. Ⓧ
"= hmmmm. ="
Ⓧ Ignore the dissenters. Kidnap to your heart's content. It builds character both ways. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Campaign paused. I've become privy to some critical information. Won't change the stance tho brb. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Should I dress up as Miku for him? I'm bisexual now btw. Ⓧ
₍^. .^₎⟆ How deep !s !t go!n? ꠹
Ⓧ Sometimes when you kidnap someone you learn things about yourself. I sure did. Learned a lot. Grew, even. Ⓧ
Ⓧ What's this? An invitation. No, a demand I see? Ⓧ
The Power Of Fr|endsh|p. What A Revolt|ngly Effect|ve Ab|l|ty. Of Course |t Works, Hav|ng A Numer|cal Advantage |s One Of The Bas|c Tenets Of Warfare, But | Am Obv|ously Not Speak|ng Of That. | Refer To The |dea Of "f|ght|ng For Your Fr|ends". Just Th|nk|ng Of Someone, Somehow G|v|ng You Strength |s R|d|culous And |nsult|ng To The Sport Of Confl|ct. A True Duel|st Should Be Able To Garner Dr|ve |n All C|rcumstances. You Shouldn't Requ|re Your Fr|end To Have The Cold Steel Of A P|stol To The|r Forehead For You To Start Car|ng About W|nn|ng. Where |s Your Mot|vat|on?
I am 9ften asked why I've 9pted t9 a6stain fr9m r9mantic and sexual relati9nships thr9ugh9ut my life and n9w my unlife. I have plenty 9f well th9ught 9ut reas9ns f9r it, chief am9ng them 6eing an earnest lack 9f interest that pe9ple either cann9t c9mprehend 9r simply ch99se n9t t9, 6ut lately I've 6een c9nsidering a new reas9n. Namely, that 9ther tr9lls can 6e such a thinkpanache. #Vaguep9sting #Celi6acy #A6stinence #R9manceAndTheLackThere9f #9therTagsIAmPr96a6lyF9rgetting #ImTired
Ⓧ Let me know when you figure this out. I'm curious what clowns do too. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Compliment a guy and he wants to block you. Fucked up. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I didn't even say anything MEAN. Ⓧ
what gives y/)u THAT impressi/)n /)f me??? i’ve d/)ne n/)thing but be generally a pretty alright pers/)n t/) y/)u
>> Aડ doeડ tend to happen :P
>> H¡ Dam¡en :)) ¡ th¡nk ¡'ve been gett¡ng ડome p¡t¡eડ from the ડame Gamzee :? Probab1y not aડ many
Ⓧ You want me to be better at the timing of the homosexuality? Ⓧ
Ⓧ Remember how you wanted me to think before saying things? Ⓧ
Ⓧ What did he mean by that. 'Feeling ready' what are we talking aboutttttt Ⓧ
Happy pride m0nth t0 whatever th0se tw0 have g0ing 0n
Ⓧ This reads crazy btw. But your ass is fat so you'll be aight. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Yeah so anyway that motherfucker @reverberateInvestigator just sent me a picture of his YEEKS and he's fuckin lyin about bein flat back there. Ⓧ
Ⓧ You want to piss me off SO BAD. And your ass is fat enough. Ⓧ
>> ¡ don't know how ¡ fee1 about th¡ડ
Ⓧ Okay well I'm not. I just wanna know how it feels. Since I already know what you taste like. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I should bite you on your chest next time. See how it feels. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Just practicin lyin tonight. You're lucky I'm on the clock, DAMIEN. Ⓧ
Ⓧ ???? Aren't you supposed to be in bed? Also I don't think I've said anything THAT gay. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Hiking you over my shoulder was quite fun. Would do it again. Ⓧ
Regret
Ⓧ He's still alive btw. Or undead. Whatever. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Figurin that out tbh. I'm impulsive. Ⓧ
Ⓧ No cause he said "grab me in a way I can't open my mouth, and I won't drain you till you're lightheaded again" and now I need a trusted adult. Ⓧ
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehe or just dead. i feel nothing when i die for just a little bit.
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Prömïsë? :)