♦ pitied by @reverberateInvestigator
▶︎ Slowly Curling Each Finger Like An Arachnid._
▶︎ The Ro↔ots Se↔em To Like The Courieradicaters._ ▶︎ One Could Say, Maybe, That They Are Packed With Nutrients._
▶︎ Love Is A Destructive Force._ ▶︎ But Also Yes, Swe↔et._
▶︎ There Are Frequently Other Lines Of Com↔munication I Have Ac↔ces↔s To._ ▶︎ If Not, There's Video Or Dna Evidence. Witnes↔ses, Etc._
▶︎ I Like Reading Trol↔ls' Chit↔ts Back To Them During Inter↔rogations._
▶︎ It Is Go↔od To Se↔e Delivery Folk On Here That Have Their Wits About Them._
▶︎ Hm. I Have At↔tracted The At↔tention Of The One Known As Hate Bot._
▶︎ Only Handposting I Can Of↔fer At The Moment Is That I Have Six Fingers On Both Hands._ ▶︎ Yes They Are Al↔l Ful↔ly Functional._
▶︎ Related To My Chit↔t From Yesternight._
▶︎ Sorting Paperwork Kind Of Night._ ▶︎ Quick, Someone How You Say, ' Get Up To Some Shit. '_
▶︎ My Niche Is Being The #cof↔fe↔e Guy At Work._ ▶︎ Sometimes The #cursed One. The #fuckedupdimensionas↔s One._ ▶︎ Could Have One Regarding My Hands. Unsure._
▶︎ Okay. Wel↔l._ ▶︎ You Got Me There._
▶︎ I Would Be Forced To Demonstrate The Fastest Reset You'l↔l Ever Se↔e In Your Life._
Ⓧ More sustenance. Maybe from some other big bitches. And push-ups. Ⓧ
▶︎ Public Apology To My Moirail For Having Large Pectorals Adorned With Thick Salt-and-pep↔per Hair._
▶︎ My Apologies For Your Inclination Towards Those Predisposed To Having Large Pectorals._
▶︎ This One Has Sentimental Value To Me._
▶︎ They Hate When I Bring This Mug To The Of↔fice._
▶︎ I Mean..._ ▶︎ Dying Is Quite Inconvenient._
▶︎ Note To Self: Isolation With Select Tunes On Repeat._
▶︎ They Hate When I Tap My Fingers On The Desk. The Ad↔ded Beat Se↔ems To Rile Them Up._
▶︎ My Com↔mute To Work Isn't So Bad Until I Exit The Dimension™._ ▶︎ The Rest Of The Planet Is To↔o Hot._
Not sure...
▶︎ Deathblight Isn't That Bad Just Tough It Out._
▶︎ Okay, Maybe I Shouldn't Make Jokes About The Deliverytrol↔l._ ▶︎ But In My Defense, Which I Don't Real↔ly Ne↔ed, He Also Did Not Read The Sign._
▶︎ Not In The Conventional Sense, No._
▶︎ Wel↔l, I Wouldn't Say It's Evil._ ▶︎ But It Does Give Much To Com↔ment On._
▶︎ Lost Another Hivedasher Again._ ▶︎ I Wrote The Drop Of↔f Instructions Clearly._ ▶︎ " No Contact Delivery; Leave At The Tre↔e With Eyes. Do Not Cros↔s The Tre↔e."_ ▶︎ Gues↔s What They Did._
▶︎ I Would Hate That Chit↔t To↔o._ ▶︎ Fuck That Tre↔e._
▶︎ Old ( Now Deceased ) Bos↔s Had Several Candid Photos Of Me. Strange Because I Was Only Here A Select Few Times._ ▶︎ Most Se↔em Focused On My Chest. Both In My Of↔fice, As Wel↔l As In The Inter↔rogation Ro↔oms Of Which I Sometimes Leave A Few But↔tons Undone. Depends On The Vibes._ ▶︎ I Should Not Be Flat↔tered By This, But My Pecs Lo↔ok Great. Go↔od That He Se↔emed To Have Taste. I Should Make These Into Photocards._ ▶︎ Freak._
▶︎ With Gloves, I Hope._ ▶︎ Not For Wor↔ry Of Tampering, But For Sanitary Reasons._ ▶︎ He Se↔emed The Type To Have Pages Stuck Together._
▶︎ Someone In This Of↔fice Has Be↔en Using My Cof↔fe↔e Creamer._
Ⓧ It's okay you can say I'm one of the good ones. Ⓧ
▶︎ Not Much Of A Deviation From The Norm._
It Is vEry dArk OUt...
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Ⓧ You told me to stop bending down to you! Now I gotta crane my neck over my chest. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Oh that's nice. Smoothies are always good. Got a favorite you like to make? Ⓧ
Ⓧ I've been faaaaantastic how have you been Himero? Ⓧ
Ⓧ She acting like I didn't just give her a whole fruit salad. Ⓧ
Ⓧ She don't even be liking anyone fr what's all this. Ⓧ
Ⓧ ? Britny has recruited my matesprit into her army?? On his shoulder tweaking her little antennae and I know she's talkin mad shit. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I'm plagued with knowing trolls that give me severe cuteness aggression and I need to squeeze them. Ⓧ
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Ⓧ You saw my hands the whole time during the Uno rounds. Saw my ass during mario kart. ;^) Ⓧ
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꒰𓇼 ??? wat d𖦹 i even d𖦹 ab𖦹☾t this ??? h𖦹w like h𖦹w can i b s☾re?????? help???? 𓇼꒱
Ⓧ Yeah he's right you gotta be a lil moe with it. And nicies. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Kidnap a guy, stare at him while he makes goofy jokes about being kidnapped, kiss him at fake out knife point, ????, profit. That's what I did now I'm dating one. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Sound like you wanna kiss about it. While choking me, of course. Ⓧ
Ï nëëd ä spöt tö gët sömë r&r för ä fëw däys sö bäd
Ⓧ I did cheat at marrio kart. Not Monopoly tho. Important distinction. I think we should talk about uno though because the meme I made about it is still funny. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Gonna try to slide that Monopoly thing in there all slick like you ain't get your ass beat in uno. Also I cheated at MARRIO KART... thank you. Ⓧ
c< ill try, yOu as well, DaMieN >c
Ⓧ I would have said yes but my situationship with a previous kidnappee is potentially serious. I'll put in a good word about you to my friends tho. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Spoken like a true detective. But I feel more inclined to test this theory now. Ⓧ
"= hmmmm. ="
Ⓧ Ignore the dissenters. Kidnap to your heart's content. It builds character both ways. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Campaign paused. I've become privy to some critical information. Won't change the stance tho brb. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Should I dress up as Miku for him? I'm bisexual now btw. Ⓧ
₍^. .^₎⟆ How deep !s !t go!n? ꠹
Ⓧ Sometimes when you kidnap someone you learn things about yourself. I sure did. Learned a lot. Grew, even. Ⓧ
Ⓧ What's this? An invitation. No, a demand I see? Ⓧ
The Power Of Fr|endsh|p. What A Revolt|ngly Effect|ve Ab|l|ty. Of Course |t Works, Hav|ng A Numer|cal Advantage |s One Of The Bas|c Tenets Of Warfare, But | Am Obv|ously Not Speak|ng Of That. | Refer To The |dea Of "f|ght|ng For Your Fr|ends". Just Th|nk|ng Of Someone, Somehow G|v|ng You Strength |s R|d|culous And |nsult|ng To The Sport Of Confl|ct. A True Duel|st Should Be Able To Garner Dr|ve |n All C|rcumstances. You Shouldn't Requ|re Your Fr|end To Have The Cold Steel Of A P|stol To The|r Forehead For You To Start Car|ng About W|nn|ng. Where |s Your Mot|vat|on?
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Ⓧ Let me know when you figure this out. I'm curious what clowns do too. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Compliment a guy and he wants to block you. Fucked up. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I didn't even say anything MEAN. Ⓧ
what gives y/)u THAT impressi/)n /)f me??? i’ve d/)ne n/)thing but be generally a pretty alright pers/)n t/) y/)u
>> Aડ doeડ tend to happen :P
>> H¡ Dam¡en :)) ¡ th¡nk ¡'ve been gett¡ng ડome p¡t¡eડ from the ડame Gamzee :? Probab1y not aડ many
Ⓧ You want me to be better at the timing of the homosexuality? Ⓧ
Ⓧ Remember how you wanted me to think before saying things? Ⓧ
Ⓧ What did he mean by that. 'Feeling ready' what are we talking aboutttttt Ⓧ
Happy pride m0nth t0 whatever th0se tw0 have g0ing 0n
Ⓧ This reads crazy btw. But your ass is fat so you'll be aight. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Yeah so anyway that motherfucker @reverberateInvestigator just sent me a picture of his YEEKS and he's fuckin lyin about bein flat back there. Ⓧ
Ⓧ You want to piss me off SO BAD. And your ass is fat enough. Ⓧ
>> ¡ don't know how ¡ fee1 about th¡ડ
Ⓧ Okay well I'm not. I just wanna know how it feels. Since I already know what you taste like. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I should bite you on your chest next time. See how it feels. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Just practicin lyin tonight. You're lucky I'm on the clock, DAMIEN. Ⓧ
Ⓧ ???? Aren't you supposed to be in bed? Also I don't think I've said anything THAT gay. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Hiking you over my shoulder was quite fun. Would do it again. Ⓧ
Regret
Ⓧ He's still alive btw. Or undead. Whatever. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Figurin that out tbh. I'm impulsive. Ⓧ
Ⓧ No cause he said "grab me in a way I can't open my mouth, and I won't drain you till you're lightheaded again" and now I need a trusted adult. Ⓧ
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehe or just dead. i feel nothing when i die for just a little bit.
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Prömïsë? :)