i already earned the ire oof the empress soo befoore i get bloown up by a lithium turtle i goot a questioon too ask. @cooroonateCruelty woould yoou win in a fight against 1,000 chuck noorrises that all had prep time and katana swoords?
w)(en i was a grub vyin for t)(e t)(rone, i realized somet)(in a long time ago: t)(at in order to rule over everyt)(in t)(at is, was, and will ever be, life itself needed to forfeit t)(e very rig)(t of livin admist my presence and )(ad to )(and it to me in order to be t)(e one true )(and guidin all t)(at lives and dies in t)(e endless moors of paradox space. so t)(e answer is yes, you miserable lil mudslide. it can be w)(ole armies of )(ypot)(eticals. life itself forfeits to me. if it lives, it FORFI----ETS, to M-----E kiss your turtles goodbye. 38) <3
im drooppin' a full boottle oof jack daniel's intoo the oocean as we speak. soo the turtles can at least knoow the feelin' oof bein' shit faced befoore they becoome boombs oor whatever the fuck.
)(mmmm. pour more alco)(ol into t)(e ocean... wanna t)(row a matc)( and see )(ow far t)(e fire goes.