User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Chchow is your friend!

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

it's tough. unbreakable.

This user is being watched.

This user vacillates pitch black.

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

A user of established repute

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

love yourself

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.