Susie ██████: "shedding season SUCKS!!!! they should invent a deshedder tha…" | chittr

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Susie ██████

@rudestBuster[RB]

🦖shedding season SUCKS!!!! they should invent a deshedder that hits you from all angles like a fucked up 20 nozzle shower

Kult: +52

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@sanguineExodus[SE]

May I suggest a shitload of leafbloWers strapped together to blast them off?

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@cyberneticEntity[CE]

I recommend submerging yourself in water and not coming back up. It should soften it right up. Just a thought. ▼

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Susie ██████

@rudestBuster[RB]

🦖dude i hate swimming

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Susie ██████

@rudestBuster[RB]

🦖Uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah ok maybe but the air wouldn't soften em

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@sanguineExodus[SE]

Hot air?

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@cyberneticEntity[CE]

You don't have to swim. ▼

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Susie ██████

@rudestBuster[RB]

🦖ok well thats stupid

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@cyberneticEntity[CE]

I never said how deep the water had to be. ▼