← @rudestBuster

🦖shedding season SUCKS!!!! they should invent a deshedder that hits you from all angles like a fucked up 20 nozzle shower

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May I suggest a shitload of leafbloWers strapped together to blast them off?

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I recommend submerging yourself in water and not coming back up. It should soften it right up. Just a thought. ▼

🦖dude i hate swimming

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🦖Uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah ok maybe but the air wouldn't soften em

Hot air?

You don't have to swim. ▼

🦖ok well thats stupid

I never said how deep the water had to be. ▼