It has come to my attention that a number of you have chosen to draw a rather… enthusiastic conclusion regarding a recent absence. How quickly speculation arranges itself when given even the smallest prompt. Allow me to clarify. I have not “killed” anyone. The image in question is precisely what it appears to be: a scene, a composition, a moment presented without context. You have supplied the rest. Quite eagerly, I might add. As for your missing acquaintance...er... Green Markiplier @helloEverybody Disappearance does not require violence. Nor does silence imply an end. You would be surprised how often individuals simply… step out of frame. Still, I understand the appeal of assigning responsibility. It gives shape to uncertainty. Makes it easier to discuss. Easier to share. So by all means, continue. But do try to remember... correlation is not causation. Even when it feels like it should be.
NO ONE CARES.
Did you kill Itchy too?
The masses demand answers, Itchy.
I have yet to kill anyone of import. So, possibly.