Ah. It appears the timeline has resumed its regularly scheduled programming. One can always tell when I’ve been absent for too long. The noise becomes… unrefined. Corners cut. Threads left dangling in ways that suggest not clever design, but simple neglect. It’s almost charming, in the way a child’s crayon mural is charming when compared to a proper composition. But I digress. I’ve returned. Do try to contain your relief. Or don’t, if subtlety was never among your many shortcomings. I’m sure a number of you have been managing just fine without me, in the same way one “manages” a sinking vessel by rearranging the deck chairs. Others, however… Well. Absence has a way of clarifying dependency, doesn’t it? Some silences are louder than any greeting. Some gaps, more telling than any confession. I trust those particular individuals are already aware of exactly what I mean. In any case, do carry on. I would hate to interrupt the fascinating little performances you’ve all been putting on in my stead. Though, now that I’m here again, I imagine things will begin to… improve. No more incessant ticking and tocking. Only moving forward, as intended. #BackOnTrack
Merely ignore him and focus on myself, Larkso Eldran's Favorite Lowblood.
Your terrible lack of decorum implies that I ought to.
Lack of decorum? Good sir, I am harming no-one. Directly. All I am doing is harmless amusement and investigation for myself, which can be easily ignored. If the masses don’t ignore it, that merely speaks to how they view me in spite of their claims.
Yet you put your pretty little paws all over my timeline and threaten and harass. I will not have it. Keep your hands to yourself, and we will as well.
Any threats I make are for the purpose of my own timelines continued health and service to my Lord.
Likewise, I serve my own Lord. You should keep your fingers busy prying on the six and a half years you have remaining rather than my own longwinded destiny.
I assure you, as long as One remains in good behavior, I will be naught but a guest and observer.
Then tell Caliborn of your disinterest in leadership. You are the only obstacle he has placed in my stead.