Below are the rules outlined for the Tea Party. #TeaParty #Host Rule the First. You will find, much to your possible dismay, that overt brutality is not in fashion here. The atmosphere has been… curated. Should you feel the urge toward spectacle, I recommend something theatrical. A stumble. A spill. A humiliation of the harmless variety. The Beforan Royal Psionics have seen to the rest. You are, whether you like it or not, quite calm. Rule the Second. You are not in a place where reality bends at your convenience. There will be no sudden declarations of omnipotence. No rewriting of circumstance. No convenient miracles. Not even I am afforded such indulgences here. Consider this a rare equalizer. Rule the Third. You will conduct yourself with a baseline of civility. The staff are not beneath you. The guests are not beneath you. In fact, for the duration of this engagement, you are all operating under the same quiet truth: you are visitors. Behave as such. Rule the Fourth. Should you feel compelled toward… more intimate pursuits, you will kindly remove yourself. There are accommodations for that elsewhere. This is not one of them. I assure you, the tea will not improve for your efforts. Rule the Fifth. Your presence here is not accidental. Someone has vouched for you. A member of the Felt has deemed you sufficiently tolerable to attend. Do try, for their sake, to justify that decision. Do enjoy yourself. Or at the very least, avoid making a spectacle that requires correction.