Worried about giving Casper your blood? Give me your blood I will just eat it.
This slaps so hard I love it
I forget did I ever send you my blood. I mean you probably won’t like it much but still
You did not send me your blood I would love to try it even if it's gonna be nasty
I doubt it’ll be THAT bad but it IS probably gonna be more metallic than you’ll like and I dunno how much nutrition it’ll give you ‘cause I’m synthetic and all. But what the hell, here goes. Check your nearest doorstep. [A brown paper-wrapped package of a few bottles of dark blue blood (with red ribbons on them, to note who they’re for) show up politely outside whichever outer castle door is closest to Velvet. It didn’t want to be rude and just teleport them directly in, after all.]
You know how trippy it is to get a package at the door to my bedroom balcony Points for style but damn I'm gonna freeze... part of this... and sip the other part
Lmao? And here I thought you wouldn’t bat an eye at that. Eh, as long as you’re not bothered. Enjoy. Maybe. Might wanna have something to wash it down with.
Look the only people who can do that shit is generally other vampires Which is my clan, who I know where they all are, and like three other people, one of which aggressively wants me dead, so it's a little unnerving And pshhhh I'm sure it's fineeee I have definitely had worse Wild boar blood is vile beyond all reason
Oh okay. Fair. I definitely do not want you dead, you’re way too good of company, but yeah that checks out. LMAO yeah that sounds like it would be absolutely garbage, riiiiiip
