My post was a joke, yeah, but you see, my post was actually funny and also I do sincerely fucking mean that cutting down on these damn kidnappings is important because shit is ridiculous and also completely ineffective!

"= i don't do that. change your standards. oh, and also, it doesn't work but it is pretty fun. i have been kidnapped quite a few times. ="
Don’t do what, say anything of sincerity unless it’s trying to soul vore your other you? Yeah, I can believe it. I can believe that too. I’m sure they gave you back because they realized it wasn’t worth it.

"= i'm not interested in this. ahhhhem uh huh uuuuh huh. more complicated than that. what. =" "= no it was more of an escapey thing but i got myself into the situation so it's all. sort of. you know, recreation or. what's the point. ="
“I’m not interested in my obvious and blaring control freak issues I broadcast to the whole feed” he says. Well that’s great, sport, but some people - and stay with me here - consider kidnapping serious and feel differently about it. I know, I was shocked too.

"= you are definitely the troll who i want to talk about that with. yes. :I ="
Oh I don’t wanna hear it either, I just think your blatant denial is adorable in a stupid way. Like a puppy trying to pretend it didn’t just piss in a shoe.

"= awful awful analogy. do you. think about those things all night? or just for this thread. ="

"= i am so far from the concept of weather... fine, ok. ="