:33< if mew efur f33l like mewre sad and alone think of the story of michel :33< this is the story of michle the loneleyest boy in town! :33< this is the story of michel the ugliest boy in town! :33< ugly and weak they called him a FUREAK! :33< so he lived on his own undpurrground :33< he lived on his own undpurrground :33< he lived on his own undpurrground :33< s33 efurryone has a special one! :33< EVEN MICHEL!
WHY ARENT YOU IN UNIFORM, SOLDIER?!?!?!??!?! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
:33< wheres mewrs look down im wearing it
:33< purraytell meowcil troll?
:33< wow pawsome!
DONT YOU LIE TO ME YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
:33< whatefur mew say sergent ligma