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you would have loved laughing at my buddy gleroK unfortunately he waZ taKen out bacK for hiZ tranZgreZZionZ
•ᴥ- mm. perfect. ((honk honk if it never happens, no worries. we live for the sillies)) -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- please do share. -‿- nothing more lovely than an unhappy man in a suit. my favorite. -ᴥ•
D --> #equiusvault Number 2: Goreget D --> Warnings: #gore #body-horror and #horror may apply D --> Status: In Vault, Minimum Security Display D --> I obtained this item from a cult dedicated to the worship of Tilko'shaloth D --> The artifact is, as the name would suggest, a type of ceremonial gorget, inscribed on the front with eldritch runes venerating the aforementioned god D --> Twisted thorns of bone like material protrude from the material, e%tending both outward as well as inward, toward the wearer of the accessory D --> Indeed, to wear the item is to be forced to endure it's cost D --> The thorns will bury themselves into the skin surrounding one's neck and collar, using their pain, as well as their b100d and lifeforce itself to power itself D --> This sacrifice allows the outer thorns to become an e%ceptionally potent offensive and defensive t001 D --> The thorns on the outside can e%tend several feet, and act in defense of it's wearer, the dense material acting as a sturdy shield against blows, as well as a powerful weapon should they penetrate their target D --> Given the protrusions through the metal of the goreget itself where the thorns sprout, I have no doubt they will break through steel armor as easily as flesh, and once buried they may use their foe's lifeforce to power themselves even further D --> Removal of the artifact was e%ceedingly difficult without causing the death of the wearer, but fortunately it was managed thanks to some of the cultist's own supplies that they used for transferring the artifact between devotees D --> I worry that prolonged usage by a single person, allowing the thorns to bury in deeper, might have made removal impossible, but this remains untested D --> Given that the artifact hosts no inherent maliciousness and is inert without b100d to feast upon, it requires little in terms of safety procedures to contain and is on open display- within the confines of the vault of course
@%~ I'm a gardener! ~%@ @%~ Not as fancy as political work, but I enjoy it. (=:) ~%@
Uh - um - I - write - ... - I - get - by >
>>| they .are tolerable. but .i'm getting .a feeling because .of my caste, not just because .of my choice. but .only .employers knows.
I live in. a burrow. in the. deep forest. There's like an. insane amount of lost hikers that. end up mauled by the. wildlife so I. recycle their caegars back into. the economy
Oh Yeah A Bit Of Everything. I Don’t Make Em I Just Sell Em
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
>>| .i'm not going to .into details, but .i change the jobs .often .and work .only .outside. before that .i .used to work .at barbershop, before .it got destroyed.
I Sell Hive Furnishings
0HH MY G0D 1 D1DN7 KN0W 7H3Y G07 7H47 81G. H0LY FFUCK. #nsfw
((YIDDIES. nods sagely
D --> 100king lovely as always
H3CJ Y34H!!!
1LL 833 7H3 JUDG3 0F 7H47, H3H3H4H4H #N5FW
D --> Can I be a little self indulgent
D --> Hi