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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

smile, youu will look lovely.

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{ ...x) yoouu toooo... }

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stare at people for long periods of time,/sarv

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𝄁𝄢MY OPINION IS TO be (⚂fUNNY) SO THaT OTHeR TROLLS NaTURaLLY aSSOcIaTe YOU WITH a gOOd feeLINg 𝄂

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

okay let me put you on some game this is a small tip that i have been gatekeeping but you caught me at a good time so i am feeling verwy generwous and charwitable okay so a lot of people think that it is the appearwance that rweally matterws and generwally they would be completely corwrwect because if you arwe ugly as sin then nobody will want to get nearw you but they also ignorwe the fact that unforwtunately ugly people do exist and will get close to you anyways so the rweal secrwet is to make a good firwst imprwession by hopefully sneaking up behind people and this is the parwt that is imporwtant the rweal secrwet okay is to smell good that is it just smell good put on a nice scent and then people will want to be arwound you generwally it is like classical conditioning and they do not even need to have theirw eyes open to tolerwate you bitches genderw neutrwal love a good perwfume

{ ...thaanks...yoouuvee aalwaays beeeen kiind too mee x)...soo...bee aattraactiivee...sneeaak beehiind theem...aand smeell gooood...x) ?... }

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

yes in that generwal orwderw you basically want them to come to you and to not make yourwself look desperwate unless looking desperwate is parwt of the plan but rweally that cirwcles back to step one be attrwactive because bitches genderw neutrwal love desperwate but attrwactive people because it makes them feel special and think that the barw is low enough forw them to satisfy but that is a whole differwent converwsation that i have coverwed at length but rwegarwdless that is indeed the steps and you can also trwy a shirwt that has a lot of worwds on it so that they arwe forwced to come closerw to you and rwead it i rwecommend it being on the frwont so they have to face you because otherwwise they can just rwead yourw back without you noticing and then they arwe not engaged in yourw generwal spherwe of social contact and do not feel obligated to at least say something to you but herwe is the rweal hack the rweal hack is to have an overwshirwt orw jacket and then also have worwds on the frwont to drwaw them in and then once they arwe hooked you mention the things on the back in which you take off yourw jacket to show them this can easily be done with band shirwts with tourw dates on the back it is basically fool prwoof

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{ ...ooh...hooly...craap...yoouuree soo...eequuiippeed...x)! iill bee uusiing theesee taactiics...gheeuugh... }

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