You know something? Going through ★ll th★t trouble to m★ke our own custom cup, it's m★de me ★ppreci★te Cup Noodles even more. Perh★ps we truly c★n't improve upon perfection. It's not ★bout finding the single best ingredient. It's ★bout cr★fting th★t perfect blend of me★t, egg, ★nd shrimp. Th★t h★rmony of fl★vors is key. Ye★h, you're right. M★kes you ★ppreci★te how delicious these noodles re★lly ★re. I know I sure do.
麺の達人. FUCK. SORRY. IT JUST CAME OUT OF ME. I'M STILL HAVING TROLL EDO HICCUPS.
SHAME THAT YOU WEREN'T THERE AT VRISKA'S STUPID MUSIC PARTY ON THE WORLD WEDNESDAY THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKASS IN THE CHAT PUT ON VOCALOID SONGS UNTIL I PUT ON MITCHIE M'S CUP NOODLES MIKU ENTRY. I HATE THAT I KNOW THAT EXISTS. I HATE THAT I HAVE THIS FUCKING LORE.