Ide★. Put imp in cement.
Hell yes.
IMP ENCASED IN CEMENT EXCEPT FOR THE TOP OF THE HEAD, GANDERBULBS, THE BARE MINIMUM BREATHING ORIFICE, AND ITS TYPESTUBS. I WOULD PLUNK IT IN FRONT OF A SCREEN, SHOW IT EVERY ROMANCE FILM EVER MADE, AND MAKE IT WRITE REVIEWS UNTIL IT FUCKING DIED OR BECAME REASONABLY ENLIGHTENED. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. THIS HYPOTHETICAL IS HORRIBLE.
c< MigHt MaKe eM iN2 a laMp, if i get bOred Of tHe Hat idea.... HMMMMM >c
No wh★t th★t's ★ gre★t ide★. Good work on it. ★★★★/★★★★★ four outt★ five
SCATHING REVIEWS FROM A TOUGH CRITIC, HUH. WATCH WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOUR BAKING, THE NEXT TIME. WE'LL SEE WHO SCORES WHO A STAR BELOW THE BENCHMARK. I GUESS I'M PONDERING THE VARIATIONS ON A "CAPTIVE AUDIENCE," TOLIGHT.
You know I would consider three to be the benchm★rk on ★ver★ge. ★lso I'm more th★n h★ppy to he★r ★ny constructive critique if you h★ve ★ny for me, only w★y to know I'm doing something wrong.
GOD, YOU'RE DISGUSTINGLY EARNEST. YOUR SINCERITY BEAM IS MELTING THE FUCKING FLESH OFF MY BONES. I'VE DECIDED TO ENCASE *MYSELF* IN CEMENT AND HURL MYSELF INTO THE DEEPEST BODY OF WATER I CAN FIND. LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ROOM IN THAT LAKE OF YOURS FOR A BRICK WITH HORNS.
Let's be e★rnest. ★lso ye★h, it's like 5,000 feet deep. Idk everything th★t's down there though.
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. (THE SOUND OF BEING COMPLETELY FUCKING OBLITERATED. I'M A BLACK STAIN ON THE TILE FLOORING. YOU'VE FUCKING KILLED ME.)
T★lk ★bout killing them with kindness? ★miright or ★miright folks?