SOMEONE ASKED ME ONCE, DORNAN, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AN INSTAGRAM. WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GET AN ISNTAGRAM, PRIVATE?!?!??!?!!?!?!?! YOU WANT TO STALK ME?!?!?!?! ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME, SOLDIER???!?!?!??!! DO YOU WANNA STALK MY PROFILE?!?!?!?!?!?! AND SEE WHAT I ENJOY?!?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU WANNA GIVE ME A KISS ON THE MOUTH?!?!?!?!?! KISS ME ON MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW, SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!
꒦꒷ IS THE THING IN YOUR profile picture THE WHERE WERE YOU WHEN CLUB PENGUIN WAS KILLED GUY???
YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE ME PRIVATE?? BY SAYING NONSENSE?!?!?!?! DROP AND GIVE ME 520 PUSH UPS NOW!!!
꒦꒷ my arm is broken I CANNOT https://files.catbox.moe/ruxn2w.jpeg
I NEVER SAID THAT YOU ARE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME WHO IS YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER, I AM GOING TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE, MAGGOT!!
꒦꒷ MY LUSUS IS A FROG #FROGGEM IF THAT HELPS
MARK MY WORDS, MAGGOT, YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE YOUR COUNTRY EVER AGAIN. I- WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER!!!! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!?!?!
꒦꒷ at the club penguin
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
꒦꒷ I AM UNEMPLOYED