THE MEAT OF A BEATING HEART, OR THE CANDY OF A SWEET, CARAMELLIZED APPLE WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER?
GOODNESS ME, MX. DREEMURR! I AM INCAPABLE OF ROMANCE, THOUGH I HAVE USED IT BEFORE TO MY OWN ENDS. BUT YOUR CALIGINOUS FLIRTING DOES MAKE THESE OLD BONES RATTLE WITH LAUGHTER. I REQUIRE NOTHING FROM YOU FOR NOW.
Uhm, the apple, I think?
It's kind of a pointless question, isn't it? And unnecessarily arbitrary! Who would pick raw meat over a candied apple?
CARNIVORES. THAT BEING SAID, JUST BECAUSE YOU DO NOT SEE "THE POINT", DOES NOT MEAN THERE ISN'T ANY
I guess

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