B33 < the tiger is furry tired someow. BTT < its like they mightve ofurdone it today or some shit
B33 < meowbe. B:PP < but appurrently theres titties on here
B33 < wise words! B33 < have we met somewhere befur
MANY HAVE MET A PIECE OF ME ACROSS MANY DIFFERENT WORLDS. BUT MOST TEND TO FORGET, UNLESS THEY HAVE A PARTICULARLY STRONG GRASP OF THE METAPHYSICAL. WILL YOU FORGET ME, DAVEPETA?
B:33 < id like to think i know a thing or two about how stories work and about how a writer can put a piece of themself into a world B;33 < but anyways i remembpurred B33 < a furiend of mine suggested you fur gender affurming hitbox reduction surgery B33 < nefur did get around to that tbh
HEHEHE HOHOHO "HITBOX REDUCTION". YES. I CANNOT GO THERE, BUT I CAN PERHAPS SEND AN OBJECT, WHICH WHEN USED, WILL PERFORM THIS TASK FOR YOU. DO YOU FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE? THE PROCESS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT ONLY FOR A VERY BRIEF MOMENT.
B:33 < i think im up fur it nyassuming theres no othpurr caveats B?? < would i owe you anything fur your kind services?
YOU WOULD OWE ME MERELY THE KNOWLEDGE THAT ONE PERSON IS HAPPIER WITH THEIR OWN FORM, AMONG AN INFINITE NUMBER OF REALITIES. IT IS... SATISFYING, TO GIVE OTHERS A FORM THEY DESIRE MORE, WHEN I WILL NEVER DO THE SAME FOR MYSELF. YOU WILL RECEIVE A GREEN EGG WITHIN 10 MINUTES. CONSUME IT HOWEVER YOU PLEASE, IN AN OMELETTE, A CAKE, BOILED, OR HOWEVER ELSE. AND ONCE CONSUMED, WHAT YOU DREAM OF WILL BECOME REALITY. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR SMILE.
B33 < hmmmmm B;33 < i think meowbe ill try it with some gr33n ham B33 < thanks doctor B33 < theres a lot of mes but im the me that i like being the meowst B33 < ttyl <3