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The_person_who_fell_in_the_hole_wanted_to_be_buried_alive_to_know_what_it_feels_like_to_become_one_with_the_soil. I_did_not_bury_them_alive_because_that_was_a_bit_weird.

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you should make them their own hole; you can charge for it;

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@snakeBytes[SB]

If_they_come_back_with_money, they_can_get_buried_alive.

[The corpse and some friendly worms for neighbors.]

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= if you bury alive trolls the corpses will put themselves there ="

now you just have to advertise your hole services;

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Delightful. Great_roommates, I_hear.

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I_prefer_my_corpses_pre-dead.

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@snakeBytes[SB]

Hm. With_different_wording_that_would_work.

[Oh they're lovely. And they happily share compost for your gardening needs.]

I_see, if_I_ever_decide_I_want_different_colored_hydrangeas, I'll_bur-_wait_no. I_had_an_idea. I'll_think_about_it.

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