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(OOC) 3 days ago

@heedlessCheapskate[HC]

*Camera cuts on to Lidael fiddling with the setup--his palmhusk is low, likely propped up against a building outside, considering he's standing on a sidewalk as he do this. He's rather short and twiggy for a troll, especially for a blue blood. There's a green hat which shades half of his face, he's got thick, wavy hair with long face-framing side pieces, and as he's turning to take a couple steps from his palmhusk, there's a long rat-tail flowing down his muted blue-striped polo. White sleeves of an undershirt cover his arms, and he's wearing baggy dark, olive cargo shorts. His socks are haphazardly rolled on his ankles, and to complete the look are blue/grey/black heelies.* "Yo, yo, YO, waddup. It's Dale. Dale as in the Krabbe, Krabbe as in Lidael Krabbe and THIS right HERE is my audition for TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND! So, uhh, gettin' right into it, I should be on the show 'cus truly there's no one out there doin' it like Dale, I live life to the fullest every friggin day, so much so that I got fired from my chud ass fuckin' donut job 'cus they really couldn't handle my raw fuckin' swag. Every day is a chance for new opportunity y'feel me. And my hobbies? Shit. I got plenty. As for my daily life and shit--I got mice. Three mice. Brie, Gruyere, and Provolone." *The video cuts to him showing off each respective mouse.* "'N I couldn't leave these guys hangin' swagless, no, no, no, check it-- Look what I taught 'em." *The mice have a whole like. Circus act. One is walking on ball, one is doing? Trapeze? How did he teach it that. The last is doing cartwheels. How the fuck are they doing that.* "And DON'T you dare think I'm a shitty owner to them, check it." *The camera pans back to the enclosure. It's large, spacious, and by the looks of it, he really does treat these creatures with care.* "Okay, okay, enuff about the mice Dale. I get it. You get it. Movin' on to myself. Bruh. I heely like a fuckin' god. I skate like a fuckin' god. It's like I was put on this fuckin' planet to perform, bruh. Watch it." *The camera cuts to a 90's esque fish-eye lens compilation of him doing heely and rollerskating tricks. He's performing these in skate parks, malls, really any public space. Grinding on rails in rollerskates. Back flipping. Crazy shit* *Camera cuts back to Lidael, who is eating a burger now.* "So, uh, yeah. That's me. Li-fuckin-Dael. If you want some swag on your show, I'm your guy." *He points to the camera, and the video ends.* @starPower @gutsyGumshoe