<} Now, the question begs, one troll or a team? How many should drones be hunting for once the static clears? Sorry, won't get answers here, imperial listeners. Doesn't that just make you twist in your seat? Hahaha! <} Here's some news on the docket today. Did you know another small town was raided on the far side of Alternia? Reports say it was a dangerous illicit camp, but what's dangerous about the sick? Reality is, folks, they were pushed out of their hives by an earlier raid in the week that decimated a small town! Before you ask "why didn't they cover this," technically, they did, but they gave you what you wanted to hear to make you feel safe in your cupe at light. Why would they want you to fear your law abiding butts off? That's just it, folks! Be as law abiding as you can muster, *they* control the law! You can do everything right and they will tap the scale to the left with their cankered claw, hahaha. <} For those who don't travel, prices of medicine has risen nearly *27%* in lower caste areas compared to higher caste's. What's the rich folk need with cheaper medicine, anyhow? Isn't that strange, hahaha. <} For those cheated out of new roads, another bridge was approved for the river uptown. Yes, *that* river. The one giving you free water all these sweeps? They say construction is going to cut off access and there will be a hefty fee of your life if caught taking water. I'm sure they will figure out some sugary way to word that so it sounds more reasonable to make you pay for a basic right, hahaha! <} While they only give you the skin of all their news, I will give you the bloody nitty gritty guts of it all. I? Silly me, we! We personally hunt down our news straight from the source instead of hearsay from some cluck in power! That's our *guarantee!* Short list currently, but we will have more in the coming hours. Give our reporters time to hunt down the honest to heiress truth about *your* neighborhood. Suspicious? Send us a DM and we will scout it out for you! Real news shouldn't be kept from the less fortunate to keep them docile, and we plan to fix that, hahaha. <} As a reminder, trust no one, fawn the law, and above all, keep yourself covert, hahaha.

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