꧁⎝ Sure, Ah have a hoard of many lovely items an' trolls but you know what Ah really like ta collect? Pottery. Dem one o' a kind ones, a dem ancient ones tellin a story. ⎠꧂
...um what the actual fuck? ...not the pottery thing, the hoarding trolls thing!!!
꧁⎝ Yes. Ah sell dem too sometimes. In fact Ah racked in a profit jes dis evenin. ⎠꧂
...oh um okay wow. so that's terrifying! feel free to pretend I don't exist, okay? ...okay??!
꧁⎝ Yall ain't rare, non, ti rouj. Ah can pick one a' you up any time. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hm. Suggest ya do well ta not be valuable den, huh, cher? Den again you fearful types are quite fun ta play wit. ⎠꧂
...I'm literally not interesting at all, I'm the most standard burgundy ever so it would really be an actual waste of time to bother
꧁⎝ Cher you ain't makin a good case fa yaself, non. Ah done heard dis song an' dance plenty times befo' an' it done end da same. Sold ta one a' my patrons a became one a' my crewmate's whores. You stayin around a lil long fa somebody dat don't wan get snatched up. ⎠꧂
...it's morbid curiosity and sleep deprivation because literally the last thing I want aside from getting culled is to get taken!!!
꧁⎝ See dat's dat ting about dat curiosity dea, ti rouj. Dat morbid word, yeah? Gon' get you inta sometin you ain't ready fa. Fe tensyon, twa. ⎠꧂