♦ pitied by @sufferingGxspel
𖦹 Father Bontem is too formal but Daddy Bontem... much to think about. 𖦹
𖦹 If I worked dere and you gave me an expired coupon I'd give you da discount anyway. 𖦹
𖦹 I would be a bit astonished. Dere's a small hint of a smile on my face from da absurdity of it all but you can tell I'm a little hurt I didn't at least get a troll popeyes coupon. 𖦹
𖦹 Would you comfort me in such a situation, dear Lucier? 𖦹
𖦹 Imagine you was chillin' witcha podnas and you get a lil scratch in your hear ducts, somethin fly out and then turn into a schoolfeed buggy on da street next to y'all. Wrigglers laughin at you and da Frizz wave then drive off. No thank you or nothin. No hi cat dog nothin. Just free use field trip. 𖦹
𖦹 I have my salacious tendencies well tamed, I like to think. 𖦹
𖦹 Framing dis. 𖦹
𖦹 Yall I got my mangosteen. I'm da happiest troll ever 𖦹
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𖦹 I must restrain myself in at least a few aspects. 𖦹
𖦹 Shame creeping upon me. 𖦹
𖦹 NO DON'T LOOK AT THAT 𖦹
𖦹 You see my big ass ears I'm all dem. If ya wanna talk to someone I mean. 𖦹
Glad to see you finally putting your time to good use. The written art suits you. Why not continue to focus your efforts here rather than causing problems? - John 6:62
Treat t[][]e [][]ive like it's yours all you wis[][]. Somet[][]ing far older resides t[][]ere. [][]ungry and vengeful. It does not like w[][]at you've done wit[][] t[][]e place. #poetry #[][]auntings
if I die...can I also 8e in da lotus flower clu8...
This next submission actually has /three/ questions! What fun! Question: What are your religious restrictions in the context of Alternia's culture? How do you navigate a culture that looks down upon religions that aren't part of the clown church? Do you find it easier to get along with clown church members? Or do you find yourself at odds with them? What life style practices do you perform? Are you Catholic specifically (suffering is good) or Protestant (pleasure bad)? As there are quite a few questions here, I will try to be a little more brief, but still provide to a hopefully satisfactory level! Alternia's culture does not lend itself well to the Christian teachings, and without a doubt that complicates things for me. To exist in a society that rewards the violent and punishes the kindhearted is to exist in a society that rewards sin. But it's not the fault of the masses, as troll culture was designed to test the faithful. Our creation as a species in itself is a test from God! It takes a careful step to navigate a society such as this, which is why I frankly do not leave the cathedral all too often. That said, Alternia's rejection of other religions is also a part of the design of God's test, so I don't pay it much heed outside of a mountain I am destined to scale for the sake of bringing trollkind to salvation. I care very little for the clown church. They live and worship in hedonism and violence. I do not cast judgement to the extent that I would not offer my hand in guidance towards God's light should one seek it, rather I would rejoice to see such a thing! But generally I do not bother all too much with their like. It's not worth my time. I do not adhere to one strict denomination of the Christian teachings. I find that restricting yourself to these... silly little boxes... takes away from the core teachings of God. With this in mind, I am not Catholic nor Protestant nor any of that. I am a child of God through and through. As far as lifestyle practices go, this can vary depending on the specifies, but in simplest terms I tend to align myself with the 10 Commandments and the teachings found within the bible. I'd like to think my values reflect this. Whew! Great goodness that was quite the spiel I went on! I do hope this is satisfactory to you, friend. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 - Proverbs 10:32
𖦹 Me when I'm about to head to a specific church 𖦹
"""anon""" asked: ⊹₊˚{ has anyone ever told you that you look like this one old alternian historical figure? because you do }.3.{ #samenubstbh }˚₊⊹ ࣪ no they haven't that's crazy. never heard a that in my life. must be that thing where there's always 11 people that look exactly like you on the planet, chance is wild. idk what my nubs got to do with it but party.
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𖦹 Been regularly goin back to dat church every Sunday. Da trolls dere are real nice and welcomin 𖦹
𖦹 Don't know what da cloning thing is about but my mangosteen could not handle two of me. 𖦹
(( that feeling u get when ur uterus is already cramping and you aren't even on your period yet has to be one of the most dreadful ever like the end times are coming
𖦹 I was tryna be discreet! 𖦹
𖦹 Listen I can't help it plus. Now dey gonna know.. 𖦹
𖦹 I got somethin for you don't worry. 𖦹
𖦹 Oh yeah? Anything else you wanna get off your chest? 𖦹
𖦹 Who's botherin you, King? 𖦹
im gonna cry theyre way too cute https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/IMG_20260517_151939.jpg
Update from my pprior pp p post... The tt t train took a l long whwh whwhile.. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cf50d6f1cd6d.png
𖦹 Dis a lil provocative, Father, ionno. 𖦹
I wanted to venture so bad today because I finally got the gps thingy to work on my palmhusk (I have plans, demon hunting plans... maybe) bark my den collapsed so now I have to dig a new one :/ there goes my night...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
kudos!
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you need to start taking this seriously do you have any idea the lives that have been lost during this war
If I die, just assume @jadeyHarls has finally got tired of my shit and put me down.
ok this is the official smash or pass chitt. this one, not the previous one. that one was the contemplation phase, this is action phase. this is the one where replies/reacts count. yes it's still hypothetical, no you can't hit this, i'm an exclusive experience nowadays, sorry. #nsfw
wait no @archiveAddict dont rechit that
𖦹 Oh aight. My fault podna 𖦹
𖦹 Hey now I only asked one (1) uncouth question. 𖦹
kiki my fat neet ass im so fucking upset right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, this war never ends, #mywar, archive rating: E)
well it wOuld be cOmplicated tO explain tO a stranger but i will say tO yOu new acquaintance, there is guilt in knOwing yOu cannOt change events that will Occur
Oh man your hair is cut in a way that's like, reminiscent of royals from Japan, which I guess is like Eastern Alternia for you guys. Sorry this is a compliment, btw
lrc has me dipping in and out of consciousness im trying to get to the ablution block to get a towel but i keep passing out
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𖦹 Okay okay I believe you..... My bad podna 𖦹
>>| wait. crap. my .apologies for my metaphorical blindness.
X I’m not like other highbloods Literally I live in my office and shower with broken water pipes x
i could still be beach guy. i could be the guy on the beach. i still got it in me to beach.
