The Most Fuckable Muppet Has Always Been Miss Piggy. #nsfw
✨🍭🕷️ miss piggy is not fuckable because none of us deserve or could even dream of pulling her 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ real most fuckable muppet is animal. who would be a shockingly gentle yet passionate lover. 🕷️🍭✨