Dip dip dip dip dip dip.. oh, don't mind me, simply getting the ink fresh on the paper again.

so like how should we interact w you. is this an interview situation or a david attenborough documentary
Treat it however way you may please, whether you may see it as an interview, a documentary, I have no qualms with either choice of how you choose to perceive or interact with me. I simply am a device seeking to fulfill what is demanded.

can i demand you to write a super eloquent exposition about me
Perhaps, at some point if I am feeling particularly humorous. but the priority involves writing what must occur to The Heir. you've probably seen him around.. something something askbox something something whatever he may like to post.

that describes like 30% a people on here chief
That is fair, there is plenty of them who say such, I was a bit too broad when it came to such descriptors. I think you can already assume what he falls under with the title of "Heir" not just in this context but in the context of hierarchical societies.

is this a riddle
I'd say a bit of a closer descriptor but your choice if you want to treat it as a riddle.

ok so i been spendin the last fifteen minutes getting a fuckin headache tryin to read your novel just to figure out best i can figure is that one old fuck that i saw at the bar one time i forget his name but i know who you're talkin about. buddy this is mad dramatic.
It is, I did always have a flair for the dramatics, every persons perception of my conceptualization at least, at some point. has some kind of dramatics unfold, some find comfort is the certainty of me, others see me as something they are restricted by. I simply write what must unfold about the only version of him that truly matters.