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@surlyTabloid — #nsfw

@surlyTabloid[ST]

ALONE WITH MY KISMESIS WE’RE GONNA CLASH. GENETIC MATERIAL ON MY FACE CALL THAT A CHUG SPLASH!!! #NSFW #BARS #MYSICKANDTWISTEDMIND

#mysickandtwistedmind #nsfw #bars

Kult: +22

Kull: +7

Total: 29

Ratio: 3.14

@surlyTabloid[ST]

DOWNSIDES OF THE FITTING ARE I’M A LEFT HAND JERKER NOW. METAL CARPET BURN SUCKS AND IS MY NEW NICKNAME. #NSFW

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@surlyTabloid[ST]

SHAKES MY ASS COSTAR STYLE. #NSFW

Kult: +17

Kull: +2

Total: 19

Ratio: 8.50

@surlyTabloid[ST]

BRINGING OUT THE ‘SLAW AND SLUGGING MY SHIT. #NSFW

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@surlyTabloid[ST]

CURIOUS WHAT MY CUP SIZE WOULD BE IF I WERE A GIRL. #NSFW

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@surlyTabloid[ST]

THANK YOU ANONYMOUS TIP FOR FINALLY ANSWERING: “PAILING A ROBOT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE A DYNAMO FLASHLIGHT.” OKAY MAN I DON’T BELIEVE YOU. #NSFW

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@surlyTabloid[ST]

SOMETIMES I GET A GLITCH WHERE A RANDOM REPLY SHOWS UP UNDER OTHER POSTS SO NOW I SEE PHUNTR TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HIS JERSEY MIKE’S GETTING FUCKED LIKE A CHEAP WHORE. #NSFW

Kult: +35

Total: 35

@surlyTabloid[ST]

ATTENTION, ALL PLAYERS. DOES PAILING WITH A ROBOT SOUND LIKE USING A DYNAMO FLASHLIGHT? #NSFW #CURIOUS

Kult: +11

Total: 11

@surlyTabloid[ST]

HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE

Kult: +12

Kull: +66

Total: 78

Ratio: 0.18

@surlyTabloid[ST]

COLESLAW ON THE PLATE, CHIXIE ON THE RADIO, WENCHES ON THE BLUDGE, OVENS ON THE MITT. LIFE IS GOOD. #NSFW #LIVELAUGHLOVE

#livelaughlove #nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

@surlyTabloid[ST]

WENCHES ON MY BLUDGE. #NSFW #POSTING

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@surlyTabloid[ST]

I CAN HAZ ASSBURGER? #NSFW

Kult: +10

Kull: +14

Total: 24

Ratio: 0.71

@surlyTabloid[ST]

CAPITALISM IS DARK AND EVIL UNTIL I BUY SOMETHING JOVIAL AND FRIVOLOUS AND HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION’S SPIRIT SWELLS MY BELLY WITH PATRIOTIC SPIRIT. #NSFW #MYATTEMPTATALOATHEDCHITT

#nsfw #myattemptataloathedchitt

Kult: +14

Kull: +5

Total: 19

Ratio: 2.80

@surlyTabloid[ST]

HERE ARE THE THREE TOP CHITTERS WHO ARE ACTUALLY OBLOCK GANGBANGERS. FIRST UP COSTAR. #NSFW

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@surlyTabloid[ST]

#NSFW

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@surlyTabloid[ST]

NO MORE HEMOSPECTRUM, NO MORE COCK AND DICK, NO MORE KILLING. Y'ALL KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE? #NSFW

Kult: +10

Kull: +7

Total: 17

Ratio: 1.43

@surlyTabloid[ST]

WITH #FREAKYFRIDAY OVER. THE NUMBERS ARE IN. NEW PERSONAL PAIL RECORD. WITH NO#1 BEING BURGUNDY. #NSFW

#nsfw #freakyfriday

@surlyTabloid[ST]

BROADENING MY HORIZONS FOR #FREAKYFRIDAY. #NSFW

#nsfw #freakyfriday

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@surlyTabloid[ST]

TO THOSE WHO HAVE PAILED CLOWNS. DOES IT HONK? #NSFW

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@surlyTabloid[ST]

IF THE PURPLEBLOODS CAN INSTATE CLOWN TOWN. I CAN INSTATE POUND TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME. #POUNDTOWN #NSFW

#nsfw #poundtown

Kult: +32

Total: 32

@surlyTabloid[ST]

SOME TROLLS HAVE GENIUSES. SOME HAVE VAGENIUSES. #NSFW

Kull: +7

Total: 7

@surlyTabloid[ST]

KEEP HATING MY CHITTS I’M CLOSE. #NSFW

Kult: +4

Kull: +15

Total: 19

Ratio: 0.27

@surlyTabloid[ST]

CURRENTLY HAVE A FEEING THAT IS NOT WORK APPROPRIATE. BLOGS WILL BE UPDATED LATER. WHEN THIS PASSES. #NSFW

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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CAN WE GO BACK TO FILLING. THE TIMELINE WITH BOOBS AND TIDDIES? IT’S SO BORING NOW. #NSFW

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@surlyTabloid[ST]

TRYING TO GET MY WORK DONE. BUT IM DISTRACTED BY ALL THE PRETTY PEOPLE IN MY TIMELINE. TODAY’S BLOG WILL BE LATE. #NSFW #LATE #QUITBEINGHOT

#nsfw #quitbeinghot #late