@surlyTabloid — #nsfw
SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU GUYS MY CHITTS ACTUALLY COME TO ME IN MORSE CODE FROM A VIBRATOR IN MY ASS I’M NOT ACTUALLY THAT COOL OR FUNNY. #NSFW #SOMETIMES
SCHEMING MY SECRET #NSFW PLOTS CALL THAT MY #CONSPIRACYNUT.
“SIR, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SUSPEND YOUR-“ AND WHAT IF I TOUCH YOU? WHAT THEN? WHAT IF I TOUCH YOU INAPPROPRIATELY? #NSFW
SECRETARY MESSAGED ME “TOUCHING MY WORM COVERED IN PEANUT BUTTER” DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? #NSFW
THAT HOT PIECE OF ASS ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY. #NSFW
I HAVE A QUIRK SPECIFICALLY FOR IHUSK MESSENGER COVERING MESSAGES WITH STICKERS OF MY BARE ASS. #NSFW
WHAT IF ALTERNIA RAN OUT OF Q-TIPS AND WE HAD TO USE BULGES TO CLEAN OUR EARS. #NSFW
NEED ANSWERS FOR MY ARTICLE. DO YOU SHIT STANDING UP OR SITTING DOWN? #NSFW
MY PAIL PLAYLIST: ROUND ONE: 1. CALL ME MAYBE 2. BADGER SONG BREAK (SEX INTERMISSION): 1. TEST CARD 1 HOUR 2. TV STATIC 1 HOUR (OPTIONAL) ROUND TWO: 1. SINGLE LADIES (CHIPETTES VERSION) 2. BADGER SONG (AGAIN) #NSFW
THINKING ABOUT TAGGING MY CHITS #NSFW SO THE WEIRDOS AND FREAKS ARE FORCED TO SEE THEM.
WHAT IF INSTEAD OF XYLLUM HE WAS XXLLUM AND HAD BIIIIIGGGGG TIIIITTTTTSSSS. #NSFW
ALONE WITH MY KISMESIS WE’RE GONNA CLASH. GENETIC MATERIAL ON MY FACE CALL THAT A CHUG SPLASH!!! #NSFW #BARS #MYSICKANDTWISTEDMIND
DOWNSIDES OF THE FITTING ARE I’M A LEFT HAND JERKER NOW. METAL CARPET BURN SUCKS AND IS MY NEW NICKNAME. #NSFW
SHAKES MY ASS COSTAR STYLE. #NSFW
BRINGING OUT THE ‘SLAW AND SLUGGING MY SHIT. #NSFW
CURIOUS WHAT MY CUP SIZE WOULD BE IF I WERE A GIRL. #NSFW
THANK YOU ANONYMOUS TIP FOR FINALLY ANSWERING: “PAILING A ROBOT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE A DYNAMO FLASHLIGHT.” OKAY MAN I DON’T BELIEVE YOU. #NSFW
SOMETIMES I GET A GLITCH WHERE A RANDOM REPLY SHOWS UP UNDER OTHER POSTS SO NOW I SEE PHUNTR TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HIS JERSEY MIKE’S GETTING FUCKED LIKE A CHEAP WHORE. #NSFW
ATTENTION, ALL PLAYERS. DOES PAILING WITH A ROBOT SOUND LIKE USING A DYNAMO FLASHLIGHT? #NSFW #CURIOUS
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
COLESLAW ON THE PLATE, CHIXIE ON THE RADIO, WENCHES ON THE BLUDGE, OVENS ON THE MITT. LIFE IS GOOD. #NSFW #LIVELAUGHLOVE
WENCHES ON MY BLUDGE. #NSFW #POSTING
I CAN HAZ ASSBURGER? #NSFW
CAPITALISM IS DARK AND EVIL UNTIL I BUY SOMETHING JOVIAL AND FRIVOLOUS AND HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION’S SPIRIT SWELLS MY BELLY WITH PATRIOTIC SPIRIT. #NSFW #MYATTEMPTATALOATHEDCHITT
HERE ARE THE THREE TOP CHITTERS WHO ARE ACTUALLY OBLOCK GANGBANGERS. FIRST UP COSTAR. #NSFW
NO MORE HEMOSPECTRUM, NO MORE COCK AND DICK, NO MORE KILLING. Y'ALL KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE? #NSFW
WITH #FREAKYFRIDAY OVER. THE NUMBERS ARE IN. NEW PERSONAL PAIL RECORD. WITH NO#1 BEING BURGUNDY. #NSFW
BROADENING MY HORIZONS FOR #FREAKYFRIDAY. #NSFW
TO THOSE WHO HAVE PAILED CLOWNS. DOES IT HONK? #NSFW
IF THE PURPLEBLOODS CAN INSTATE CLOWN TOWN. I CAN INSTATE POUND TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME. #POUNDTOWN #NSFW
SOME TROLLS HAVE GENIUSES. SOME HAVE VAGENIUSES. #NSFW
KEEP HATING MY CHITTS I’M CLOSE. #NSFW
CURRENTLY HAVE A FEEING THAT IS NOT WORK APPROPRIATE. BLOGS WILL BE UPDATED LATER. WHEN THIS PASSES. #NSFW
CAN WE GO BACK TO FILLING. THE TIMELINE WITH BOOBS AND TIDDIES? IT’S SO BORING NOW. #NSFW
TRYING TO GET MY WORK DONE. BUT IM DISTRACTED BY ALL THE PRETTY PEOPLE IN MY TIMELINE. TODAY’S BLOG WILL BE LATE. #NSFW #LATE #QUITBEINGHOT