Weevil Harlow
@swirlyWhirly
I'LL SET YOU FREE, FREE! JUST COME ON DOWN AND TALK TO ME, ME!
The camera blurs into focus on the inside of a dizzyingly bright and colorful tent of some sort. In the middle of the room stands an equally bright and colorful clown, leaning on a giant hammer. Behind him is a trampoline. An eerily wide grin spreads across his face. "FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, LITTLE OLD ME, ME! THE TRICKS I CAN DO WILL ASTOUND AND AMAZE! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, SEE!" With that, the surprisingly short purpleblood uses the hammer to hoist himself back up onto the trampoline. He begins with a few humble bounces and winks at the camera. Then he's up in the air, flipping once, twice, thrice, and going down for another bounce. This one gets him even higher, and he tips his hat to the camera mid-air, bells jingling all the way. He goes into the third bounce on his back, and sends himself into a frenzy of backflips. When he touches down again, it sends him flying off camera, accompanied by the distinct noise of tent fabric tearing. Raucous, gleeful laughter comes from the direction he flew in, getting more and more distant. Eventually, a loud *thud* resonates from somewhere beyond the tent. A small "oh shit" can be heard from behind the camera, and the video ends abruptly. @starPower @gutsyGumshoe
WELLLLL, LET'S HOPE YOU DIDN'T DIE AT THE END THERE, BECAUSE I'M LOVING THE PERFORMANCE YOU'RE PUTTING ON!
I'M FINE, FINE! IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN A MEASLY FALL TO END THIS LIFE OF MINE, MINE!