Dave is one of God’s less enthusiastically loved children. Please join me in prayer for him. #WenchChittr #Apostatism #AprilNormalDay
You are, in the words of your own professed before the eyes of God bio, “crazy shit man”.
And thus your proclamation that I eat shit cannot be honored. To ingest my sibling would be an affront to the Lord almighty.
This is no fraternity house, Dave. This is a house of God. A holy place. Your profanities do you no humble discredit. In the wisdom of our forefathers… Proverbs 4:24: "Put away from you a crooked mouth, and put perverse lips far from you".
Yes, yes. I know your piety rivals all but the Pope. You don’t just like religion. You love it. Live it. Breathe it. As you often say, Proverbs 23:9-11 Don’t waste your breath on fools, for they will despise the wisest advice.
This isn’t in your heart. You speak as Legion. A demon of many heads. I will light a candle for you at Sunday Mass.
On second thought. I banish you. The only sin worse than adultery is being this fucking boring.