iii shall iiintroduce you all to a new guest on toniiight's stream. iii was begiiinniiing to fear my cohort was thiiinniiing too quiiickly, but there are always more eager volunteers. thiiis greasy liiittle oliiiveblood had not only the audaciiity to iiimpede my bean juiiice order wiiith her fliiirtiiing, but wrote her number on the cup! the gall of some people, thiiinkiiing iii would ever sully myself wiiith such a vulgar, low-down, sniiiveliiing, snaggle-toothed speciiiman. she arriiived at my hiiive as fast as her spiiindly liiittle legs could carry her once iii gave the call, then settled happiiily iiinto her cage. as far as iii'm aware she iiis not a popular chiiittr user, so none of those grubnappiiing viiigiiilante groups should be formiiing anytiiime soon. mhmhmhm.
