Heatwave is killing me. Glad I work nights. Not nearly as hot.
invest in a fan
Come fan me yourself.
i have more important things to do than be your dog
A damn shame. You seemed like you'd be a real good puppy.
dont patronize me ill bite you
You're a mean little mutt, huh? I'm so very scared right now. Terrified, even.
fuck around while you can
Sure. Do something about it.