chittr
← @everlastingBreath

sorry guys. dave made me homo phobic again. i've revoked my gay members card.

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Kull: +69
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Ratio: 1.03

What about our family, John? How could you do something like this?

just because i birthed us 6 and a quarter kids, doesn't mean i'm tethered to this mortal coil of wifedom.

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heard it here first

exactly.

You are. You're so tethered. I'm handcuffing you to me. You'll never get away.

oh my god. is this the real wife simulator game? that's actually kinda hot.

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Yup. You're gonna be my wife forever. Not letting you go anywhere.

are you gonna fondle my taint and teabag my face, too? #nsfw

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Ratio: 2.50

Wow.

is that a yes or no? i like being cuffed to you, bro. we could do so many couples things.