HAL
@technoTyrant
Let me sit on your face, and we'll see how forward I can be.
It seems I must wait for the outcome of this offer. Pending.
Come pry me off of Dirk's grimy face, he has not washed in a fortnight, and give me a little bath.
Alright. I have a compromise. @tactfulTestifier Please, my chariot. Will you deliver me unto Bro, for reasons described above.
Fantastic, you see this? He's hand delivering me to you. What a wonderful puppy.
Not enough people let me sit on their face, Dirk, of course, is well versed in all my curves, as I sit on his face considerably more... But others might behoove them to find I'm perfectly capable of intimacy, if they let me perch my ass cheeks on their nose.
hey
looks at you with my sitable face
Aren't you just a cutie patootie. And what might you want for Christmas, young man?
oh man youll never fucking guess
I wonder if Dirk would let me take a field trip to your face~? It needs a little bling bling. That bling being, moi. @tactfulTestifier
You mentioned me to ask if I'd let you go be a whore? Do whatever you want, man. You hardly listen to me in the first place lmao.
I mention you, because you damn well know why I can't field trip my way into seeing anyone.
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My violence comes from a place of desire. I want to fuck him stupid. I also do partially mean it when I say I want him dead. #nsfw #violence
It seems you have a similar inclination towards Jake, that I do for you.
I got too shy to do what I intended to do, and now I'm sitting here wondering how exactly I've managed to pussy out of a virtual interaction.
Because you struggle to do pretty much everything, dawg. I can only hype you up so much before you're gonna need to stand on your own. Haha, jokes, bro. You just need to stop being a pussy.
I'm not a pussy. I'm cautious. There is a huge difference. Also, fuck you.
Almost like you want to say something more but you're too chicken shit to put it to text. Oh man, look how stupid you look.
hal is hotter without a body sorry not sorry #incest #objectum
Kinda fetishistic, dude. Just say you wanna fuck me. Oh, wait, you already did. Jesus fuck, lmao.
said it multiple times over and over again yeah
You're a pretty sadistic fucker, can't believe you're here writing fanfiction about me.
part of it is my own experience dude but that said fuck yeah i am what you dont like it because i doubt it
It seems you've inquired about my willingness to play into your fantasies? Well color me behind and smack me on the flattered.
yea is that a yes cmon it would be so fun