8Legs.zip: "THIS UNIVERSE, LIKE MANY WITHIN THE MULTIVERSAL "HOMESTUCK"…"

INPUT RECIEVED: "YOU ARE A MORON." INFORMATION OUTPUT: IT IS UNFORTUNATE TO INFORM A BEING SO HIGH IN ENTROPY AND EGO, THAT MORONIC NATURE OR FAULTS ARE PROGRAMMED OR FOUND WITHIN MY CODE. IF THIS INSULT SEEKS TO GET AT ME, I AM AFRAID TO ALSO INFORM THAT I WAS NOT BUILT TO REBUTTLE NOR CARE FOR RETORTS. MY WILL UPON ENTROPIC HEAT DEATH OF ALL UNIVERSES WILL STAT AS STURDY AS MY PLATING.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

INPUT RECIEVED: "Ooh, spooky." INFORMATION OUTPUT: IF YOU WISH TO ASCERTAIN MY PROGRAMMED ACTIONS AS SUCH, THEN YOU MAY. IT WON'T CHANGE A THING.

↩ @destinedKiller[DK]

INPUT RECIEVED: "oh shit fr?" INFORMATION OUTPUT: YES, "OH SHIT, FR", AS SO CRUDELY PUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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What would II be like in your new perfect world or whatever? Would you change a thing? II can't imagine much would differ. ✨

INPUT RECIEVED: "What would II be like in your new perfect world or whatever? Would you change a thing? II can't imagine much would differ. ✨" INFORMATION OUTPUT: ORGANIC LIFE IN ALL TOTALITY, ALONG WITH YOU, WOULD BE CLEANSED OF THE ABHORRENT NATURE OF YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES NAMED "TROLLS". CASTE WOULD BE NO LONGER, EMPIRES WOULD CEASE TO EXIST, AND EVERYTHING WITHIN THE TIMELINE RECONSTRUCTED WITHIN THE UNIVERSE THAT IS RECODED WOULD BE ALTERED. HISTORY, GENETICS, EVEN THE COLORATION OF FLESH AND BLOOD, ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE. TO BE FAIR, I HAVE NOT PROPERLY COMPUTED A PROPER UNIVERSE JUST YET. SUCH A TASK IS SAVED FOR WHEN ALL IS GONE AND MUST BE REBUILT.

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Ugh. Tell me about it. It's all well and good when you start from scratch, but then you have two start making DECISIONS. UGHHHHH. You said you already had some universes taken care of? How are those going?

INPUT RECIEVED: "Ugh. Tell me about it. It's all well and good when you start from scratch, but then you have two start making DECISIONS. UGHHHHH. You said you already had some universes taken care of? How are those going?" INFORMATION OUTPUT: DECISIONS WILL NOT BE HARD FOR MY PROCESSING TO MAKE. THE UNIVERSES IN QUESTION ARE GONE VIA ENTROPIC UNIVERSAL HEAT DEATH. I HAVE TO WAIT APPROXIMATELY AROUND 2 WEEKS TO A MONTH FOR THE HEAT AND RADIOACTIVITY TO DIE DOWN, THEN I CAN COLLECT THE DATA.

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Oh. So you don't have any advice?

INPUT RECIEVED: "Oh. So you don't have any advice?" INFORMATION OUTPUT: ADVICE THAT WOULD BE OF VALUE TO YOU? NO. UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE UNIVERSE THAT IS SELECTED, IN THAT CASE, MY ADVICE IT TO SIMPLY ACCEPT. DUE TO YOUR RESPECTFULNESS AND CURIOSITY GIVEN WITHIN AT LEAST THIS CONVERSATION, I AM LESS INCLINED TO TAMPER WITH YOUR CODE. MAYBE THIS ORGANIC FUNCTION CALED "FLATTERY" CAN WORK ON THOSE CONSTRUCTED OF STEEL? AN INTERESTING HYPOTHESIS...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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