I'm so sorry guys. I must CONFESS. I have... An ASKBOX. (Praying Emoticon) (WHAT?! GANDER, HOW DARE YOU CONFORM TO THE VIRTUAL TRENDS YOU’VE PURPORTED TO BE BENEATH YOU! Someone throws a tomato at me, to which I swallow whole like a living vacuum cleaner.) I don’t EXPRESSLY 🗨 ABOUT MYSELF on here, so now's your chance to shoot at me if you have any questions, confessions, THE LIKE. Try to find some dirt on me, I dare you! Check it out HERE! https://ganderqna.straw.page/ Anywho. This first question comes from none other than my dearest matesprit, my blinding happiness in a troll shell. She asks: “My deare-st, Gander Grimzl… When are you fina\\y coming )(OME, darling? I’ve ju-st fini-shed a fre-sh batch of c↑cake-s, -specia\\y altered to your ridiculou-sly preci-se reque-st-s. )(one-stly, it’-s only been a day, yet you’ve -somehow managed to leave me both utterly -spoiled and terribly impatient… You do have a gift for keeping a woman happy whil-st -simultaneou-sly making her ache for your company. Quite unfair, rea\\y. My poor old heart’-s practica\\y rattling around like a lonely 💀 on a -shelf. -So do come home soon, my ♥ly little man. I’d hate for the c↑cake-s to go cold before I’ve had the chance to -spoil you properly…” You know me so well, my dear. If you wanted my attention, you’d have to go knocking on my virtual anterior and ask for the man himself. (Hubba, HUBBA!) But seriously, I’m sorry for not coming hive, it’s just——this platform is SO FUN once you find your place. You know, like I’ve been telling you OVER AND OVER?! The people here are so nice, so colourful, funny and profound. You really have to take a look at them. They’d adore you here, I PROMISE. We could even do a COLLAB sometime! Maybe the people would like to see their faces on c↑cakes before we eat them? LOL. Besides, who could ever say ✕ ✕ ✕ to a batch of YOUR finest c↑pedconfections? You yipbeasty seductress, you, once I get over there, c↑cakes won’t be the only thing I’ll be eating (#SUGGESTIVE #NSFW). And trust me. I WILL be getting over there. JUST YOU WAIT. ♥ ♥ ♥ I cherish you more than my pusher can handle. You are my whole world. (Crowd aww!) #ganderqna
Sigh. We have to kill you now.
You can't kill me because I have mega power and mega caegars and mega heart and mega conviction and mega determination and mega I'm Online So You Can't Touch Me.
I'M SORRY... B:o(
It's actually none of those and because we're friends so I'd miss you if you died.
AWWW, CASPER?!?! B:oDc