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I have not been active enough on here. I wonder what happened to the one Dave that said he was my dad.
I’m not the type to be suspicious but I don’t trust him or what he is scheming.
fucked up and evil to put periods between the letters in milf and dilf what the fuck is M.I.L.F.? some sort of supervillain organization comprised entirely of cougars wait hold on actually thats a fantastic fucking idea post cancelled someone get the president on the phone i need this shit funded asa fucking p
Playing That Game Does Sound Like A Good Way To Get Out Of All My Responsibilities.
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Look If A Certain Human Minded His Own Fucking Business, My Favourite Would Not Be Bro Strider. but I Am Not A Fan Of Dave Strider. First Impression? Get Fucked.
Not Being Able To Fly Must Suck. hoofbeasts Suck In Comparison To A Creature That Can Fly.
I Quickly Grow Bored But That Is My Own Fault I Suppose, i Can Always Make Fools Dance For Me. The Blue Ones Because No One Will Miss Them.
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say what you will doesnt matter how you identify when "woman" by kesha and "man! i feel like a woman" by shania twain comes on at the function everyones ready to get down
kinda fucked up that my replies seem to be full of people (hate)flirting with each other but never with me am i just doomed to be the host of various different text based make out sessions? i dont want to be that literally at all this sucks and i dont like it and i think you guys should stop id say get a room but i dont like that either
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If I wasn’t so invested in my career, raising race horses might have been something that I tried. It might of got too easy though. Eventually.
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Yes but is that okay?
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Reminder everybody!! Tonight is #SlashingSaturday! So get out your blades and any kind of sharp weapon, hone it, and hone your mastery of it! Heheheh...
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⚞ people die when they are killed. #violence ⚟
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morning had a dream about an old guy that could put me in a chokehold and was pretty damn feminine he actually did put me in a chokehold while wearing a dress best dream ever hot im being very normal about it dude #suggestive #substance
"Two likes isnt a lot" well imagine the visual of my two bosoms placed directly into the immediate vicinity of your face and then endeavor to inform me with a straight and scientifically honest countenance that such a thing does not constitute a rather substantial amount.
i have taught markie how to not try to kill me on sight. she still bite tho.
I do not like ranch today. #ranchsaga
Went in for my biannual rabies prevention programme and the quacksalver asked if i was "sexually active". Buddy the only thing munching out this furry cup is guilt. And possibly rabies. #nsfw #suggestive
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Why is my dog missing an arm and bipedal again????
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elvis costello my beloved god i want that man thank god nobody sees this
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