Hello Starting now all ramen made by clockwork inc will now take 6 min to microwave rather than 3 due to a new preservative we have added. Some may try to fear monger you into thinking it makes the noodles 80x more carcinogenic but ignore them as it is well, fear mongering.
Now why do you think you would die?
of shame
What if I throw a tub of icecream into the deal? Your choice of flavour.
ok even i dont eat ramen with ice cream on the side thats not what people mean when they say you gotta sweeten the deal
You can eat it later not on the side
this is still suspicious they also say not to take candy from strangers
I’m not a stranger, I’m Temora.
see now thats some pennywise type bull right there does the deal come with a balloon too
Do you want it to?
youre like super invested in this arent you