Whats up Sweet Bromies and Hella Jeffriends. I hope all you assholes are coming out to the premier of me next and newest movie Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Penultimatum Jefftasticalitocious Bromageddon Speakquel or SBaHJtPJBS for short. Coming to a local theater near you this XX/ XX.
Or he does know and wants nothing to do with me to the point he wont even sign up for this place. I appreciate youre trying to make me feel better Dirk but man I couldnt even leave a video message. I tried but everything I meant to leave him my messages and art and movies all got confiscated and trashed by the presidents. What was he like. Your version of me I mean. Do you even know.
So Earth B would be my Earth. Or an alternate version of Earth B would be. Alt Earth B as it were. Maybe I have and Earth D out there then. Theres no one to suplex me if there were.
It was out of your power at that point. Like I said, I really don't think he'd hold it against you. Not long term, even. I sorta do. He left me a lot of himself, or, at least the parts of him he wanted to share. Especially when it came to his work. But I've dug up old interviews. I've combed over every shred of him I could find that wasn't scrubbed away by the Empress after their deaths. My Bro's and Roxy's Mom, Rose, that is. There's a lot I can say about what he's like, but I'd be rambling for an embarrassing amount of time and I don't know if you'd want to sit through that.
yeah itd an alternate similar version of your earth a man can dream earth d is out there i truly believe in my heart of hearts
It shouldnt have been. I knew that bitch was on my ass I could have done more to protect my legacy for your sake. Fuck I mean Dirks sake...the Dirk who should have been mine's sake. Shit we need to go back to codenames. John Nathan Jacob Corn Cob Peter Piper Picked a Pickled Pepper Jingle Heimer Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen 49 senior junior apprenticemanager Hawk Onceler itd be my pleasure to listen to you ramble for as long as you want. Id like to hear about myself even if we really are totally separate people who made wildly different decisions.
I do too. And together we can bring her here. We can make it happen.
... it's alright. The mix-up's kinda dubiously fine when it comes to Dirk, as a collective. I'm down to ramble anytime, then. He lived a pretty turbulent life from what I could tell... there's a quote I remember him using, distinctly, from a book. And it's rather telling about him, as an individual. It was a fantastic read, too, when I found it online. "The more his life is now his product, the more he is separated from his life." - The Society of the Spectacle, by Guy Debord
What are you a hive mind or something? All your thoughts belong to Dirk? ...Actually, given the compnay we're surrounded by here, that might just be possible. I wouldn't pout it past the batterbitch to have infected and corrupted you with some remnant of formic seed. It's definitely for the best she lost in at least one reality, from what I've heard. Fuck, though, that sounds accurate for my life too. I put my everything into SBaHJ and fighting the Condesce and because of that I was SBAHJ. I hope you get to meet him some day.
In my case, the "hivemind" is moreso the overwhelming awareness of my own existence across timelines. My splinters. Some are far more direct than others but we generally share some kind of throughline. Whether we're aware of it or not individually is another thing. Yeah. At some point, the line between yourself as a person and singular individual and the image you portray to the world and what you do blurs. Sometimes, to an unhealthy degree. But... I hope I can get to meet him too. Maybe he'll pop up on here. I also wish you could maybe talk to your Dirk. Hash some shit out.
Ah the mortifying ordeal of being known by yourself. Sounds like anxiety and not just any anxiety but advanced anxiety. Im guessing therapy isnt a thing for you or if it is it doesnt actually work like that. Kinda like how theres a Squidward Dirk out there who cant stop being a squid. He said that you were roommates which is wild. All those tentacles would just give me nightmares. I wouldnt say I got unhealthy with it. More like did the opposite of hivemind anxiety. I became a singularity. SBaHJ is me and I am SBaHJ. So Im thinking of bringing movies back if I ever get another chance at life. Bringing them back to the land of the dead feels too much like a self fulfilling property you know. ...But yeah. Thanks. That means a lot really though I still havent had any luck. Besides for your roommate the only other Dirk I spoke to were ones who raised Dave not the other way around. One of them @'d me even.