Be jealous, be oh so very jealous, for I own the giant Mothman Build-A-Bear. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/767e2ad123ad.jpg
Unfair as hell. All the Build-A-Bear workshops were either shut down or integrated into the city of Atlantis by the time I came around. Lucky motherfucker.
*stares at it w my big covetous eyes*
He is next to me as my personal hug substitutor currently. Wallow in your envy. Very fluffy.
I will be persuaded to allow you to borrow him for an embrace.
Wallowing as we speak.
ur generoisty truly knows no bounds mah dear roan generosity*
For the low, low price of $100, I might let you pat his head.
Sold. What better way to spend my hard-earned dough than on a ephemeral moment of bliss, like any human being would. Except this might just be the most fleeting source of dopamine available, but I'll fucking take it.