Sometimes I like to tell people fortunes. They don't seem to like them though. I could be a very effective fake psychic, I think people would rather hear about a fated mysterious encounter than the fact they're going to stub their toe on that table tomorrow.
The next time you eat ice cream you will bite into it. This is when you will bite your tongue and drop it onto yourself. It will be pathetic and people will notice. Be wary.
You're going to attempt to cut someone off without realizing the tension is one sided and you misread something to reach your conclusion. You will pretend nothing happened and go back to being friendly. They won't know. You will.