==> Try and find somebody less pathetic on this website. You hunch over the desk in despair, before sitting upright once more to face the keyboard. Surely not everyone on this site is a pincushion, right? One of two of them have to have something resembling a backcarapace, you think, as you type a witty and charismatic (as always) missive on the virtues of bloodletting via sharp kitchen implement.
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==> Reply to the pathetic green one. No. You're sorry, but no. This one doesn't even justify a response.
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