
Some people just can't appreciate a good trampoline when they are given one.

is a professional athlete of anything responsible for buying their own gear obviously

May I have the code for your denizen's hammer? Surely that would suffice.

uh wouldnt you wanna i dont know be original

I will put Lisa Frank stickers on it.

overplayed already done but you know what yeah why the fuck not get bludgeoned by a rainbow and cheetah print deco hammer

Would it be more original if I bedazzled a Squiddle on the side and attached a few keychains? I want to make your bouncy bludgeoning experience as much to your tastes as possible.

yea so actually you should install bop it buttons on the sides too so that we can at least hear some more side effects than my brain rattling in my skull

An added challenge, yes. If you do not obey the Bop-It you will receive two blows instead of one.

no no no you have to play bop it with the fucking thing not me

But I'll need both hands to operate such a large hammer. Even Tom and Jerry use two hands.