That last fortune really took it out of me, dear readers. Orbie is so reliable — “You know that I ain't bragging, she's a real pussy wagon” — but John Travolta’s smug grin is inspiring me to go and see if one of my braver and more idiotic brethren would let me spectate a Scientology run. The quotes are lyrics to Grease Lightning, by the way. Send Chitt.
Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40