Now that Aradia has restored my virginity, I can begin the process of becoming a nun. Surely there is one church that will take me.
Oh I got one for you The church of Corn
I did hear they lost their chosen one. Hmm..
What??? No my daughter made this
Oh. Wrong corn church then. I wasn’t aware you had a daughter.
Yeah Names Lily. Shes a huge sweetie. Is actually rambling about corn right now to me. .... I don't suppose you want any corn? She loves to give it away.
Hate thinking about the fact you have a child but. Sure I’ll take corn.
Don't do it for me, do it for Lily. She is very happy right now and nows shes zipping away to make a basket. Where do you want it sent
[location attached!] Thanks.
And sent. Enjoy. She threw in some candy too.
Tell her I say thank you.