You know what? I could have made worse mistakes last night. I still make some pretty bad ones. But I could have done worse.
I did not consider this. You're right. Time to send messy dms.
Ha. Bold, but I don't think we have enough rapport for me to be messaging you in sober error. As curious as I am how it would turn into a mistake.
Eh, you know, hitting it off, mEEting for a coffEE, falling in unrEquitEd lovE and thEn having my hEart brokEn whEn you inEvitably movE on.
That is tempting. But I do have a multitude of people who could fill this role. Perhaps you could send in a resume?
... would a picturE of mysElf working in thE archivEs without a shirt sufficE? i... don't actually havE much in thE way of romantic ExpEriEncE, in any quadrant.
mla format with citations? what's my targEt word count, and is that an uppEr or lowEr limit?